Jessica Simpson can’t act, and we all know that. Not keeping up with her acting career, I was surprised to discover that she has two movies coming out.
Check out her Blonde Ambition Trailer: Yes, it is that bad. There was news that this movie was going to released direct to video, otherwise buried. There is only one release date listed at IMDB, (7 February 2008 (
Major Movie Star trailer: This one is even worst than Blonde Ambition. I mean this trailer is bad. Vivica A. Fox is nice to look at, but can she really play a convincing drill sergeant? Folks, this is a bad trailer. (This was the film she broke her nose on location)
Despite all this Jessica Simpson bashing I’m doing, I have to say that I like Jessica better than her no-talent fake sister (Nose Job) Ashlee Simpson. (I liked when she had that bad nose. It was kind of enduring seeing someone famous have a flaw).
Here’s hoping that these movies get the direct to video curse.
I heard Owen Wilson is bouncing something in her undercarriage at the moment. Good to see Owen’s luck is changing.
Somewhere in the universe, Nick Lachey is laughing his butt off…or perhaps crying.