Greatest Elvis Impersonation in Cinema

This is not NSFW. 

This is probably the greatest clip ever.  Given my extensive knowledge of porn, I know about Rule 34.  However, mixing an Elvis impersonator with “Southern Belle Pussy” is a bit strange…even for me.  I love that they don’t bother having the dude even dress up in an Elvis costume.  Just do the voice.  

For research purposes, I looked up Southern Belle Pussy, and I couldn’t find the video.  It is more of a genre than an actual video.  I am scared to search Elvis and Southern Belle Pussy.  He is amazed that they delivered the Southern Belle.  In modern times, we just called it Tinder

Side Note:  The “Alabama Slamma” is an Alabama Slammer, which is an alcoholic drink.  Not sure of the connection.  And, the Georgia Peach is not only a produce product but a famous adult star.  She is known for her peach-like backside.  

Jennifer's Date - Saturday Night Live: Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal is considered the worst host in SNL history.  He was terrible and the stuff of legends.  I vaguely remember his appearance.  Every castmate and writer has a story about him. SNL has erased everything except for one skit from his horrid appearance.  The one above.  It is one of the few clips I can find.  If you find the entire episode, hit me up here.  

Mitch McConnell glitches mid-speech. Someone sit grandfather down

While I am no fan of Biden either, he isn’t as bad as this guy.  

There comes a time when people need to step away and just retire.  Is power so alluring that you’d hang on it when you’re babbling?  I am from Kentucky, and we’ve been trying to vote out McConnell for years.  Could this glitching of Mitch 1.0 be the begging of the end?  It was like Mitch was running Windows 95, and he opened too many windows.   Mitch, just step away.

The man is not healthy and that look of emptiness is frightening. 

Should there be term limits for senators and age limits for government officials?  Probably.  

Non-Verbal Communication" Star Trek TNG

Every time I watch this episode, I watch the look that Picard gives Riker.  It is one of my favorite Picard moments.  Picard generally out-thinks his enemies like this all the time.  Plus, I love the F’me eyes Crusher gives Picard at the end.  Did she know that he was replaced by a counterpart?  Was she just messing with Picard?  I also find it interesting that she sits in Troi’s chair. 

Kennedy Contract Details LEAKED? Iger Couldn't Fire Her. IJ5 still failing

Keep in mind that IJ5 still hasn’t hit 400 million and has simply stalled.  The damn movie hasn’t reached 350 million bucks.  For any other film, this amount is a hit.   But the budget has ballooned out of control for a movie with somewhere between 3–5 endings and countless reshoots.  I’ve noticed that there is a spin pushing that the marketing is the failure behind IJ5 and not the story.  

Kathleen Kennedy needs to be let go.  Why is she still in charge of Lucasfilm? 

Early unmade version of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" The other Jessica Rabbit.

Make sure to check this link out before reading further.  This version of Jessica Rabbit is a bit too conservative.  She has big boobs, but I like the more well-rounded (apple bottom) final design.  She has a slightly darker side to her look.  Not only that, but she now looks more like an animated Gianna Micheals than the skinnier frame in the original design.  I hate the big eyes in the original design too.  Like in the movie, Jessica seems to be a heel than a true babyface. They wanted her to lean more toward being a villain.  

There were at least three early designs for Jessica.  When you look at the three from in this site, I think the producers combined numbers 2 and 3 into the final Jessica design.  They took the red hair and body shape from 2 and the face and eyes from 3.  

Paul Reubens did the voice of Rodger Rabbit for the early stages.  While I like Reubens's VO work, he wasn’t right for the character.  

Side Note:  While Gianna Michaels is the real-life Jessica Rabbit, I think Christina Hendricks will be perfect for the role in real life.  Damn…

Side Note 2:  If you do a search for Gianna as Jessica Rabbit, you get some interesting and spot-on NSFW results. 

Side Note 3: It appears Jessica's hair would change shape depending on her mood in the early concepts. That doesn't seem to really be translated over to the final design.

Airport Melt Down Amalia Joy - tell her she’s hot!

We all have our bad days.  Her bad day is just entertaining.  

This has to be one of the best freakouts I’ve seen. You know how much I find crazy women attractive.  She runs around the airport like she’s a damaged Flash and doxes herself.  I love that she latches onto a random woman as the police try to arrest her.  The look on that woman is priceless.  She also asked someone to kiss her.  

Amalia Joy is her name, and she appears to be a singer… I guess.  Checking out her music on YT, I am not in her demographics.  It seems to be more of that hippy-dippy shit.  

Hey, Joy.  When you get out of jail, hit me up.  I’ll take your crazy ass to White Castles or something.  She kind of reminds me of that LSU pizza girl.

In Living Color S01E02 - The Wrath of Farrakhan

Some jokes in the show didn’t age well, but the show is still very funny.  It was like everyone on the show had something to prove and pushed the envelope. I actually remember this episode and all the skits in it.  Yes, this episode is around 30-33 years old.  

The Star Trek skit is hilarious and a nice play on words.  Farrakhan is currently considered more of a joke due to his strong ties to Scientology. Back in the 90s, people respected him as a black leader.  He’s now hawking Dianetics.  

The Milli Vanilli skit has some historical connections.  The real Milli Vanilli saw the performance and they were taken aback by it.  They knew their fame was fleeting.  

The Driving Miss Daisy skit is now actually a porn genre now.  That’s all I got to say.  

The Arsenio skit ruffled a few feathers.  Allegedly, Arsenio was a bit pissed about his portrayal in the skit.  The big ass and long finger probably pissed off Arsenio.  Early in Arsenio’s run, he would mention being friends with Eddie Murphy a lot.  They had a small falling out as the show progressed, but have patched things up.  As far as the Keenen Ivory Wayans/Arsenio Hall thing, it is a rumor.  However, people do claim there was a beef between the two comedians.

Lucasfilm DESPERATE After Indiana Jones 5 DISASTER | They FINALLY Try To...

Disney is really in bad shape now.  IJ5 is losing so much money that it is embarrassing.  The movie is barely reaching 200 million.  No one is going to see this movie On Friday night, Insidious: The Red Door is doing much better than IJ5.  A PG-13 horror movie has beaten a Lucasfilm movie.  Someone has to go.  

Who was this movie for? 

You own Lucasfilm. You own a lot of smaller properties. How about a low-budget Money Island cartoon show on Disney +?

BOB IGER MAKES DEEP APOLOGY FOR INDY 5 BOX OFFICE COLLAPSE! Proof Dial O...

Disney is in bad shape.  I’ve never seen a company go downhill in such a fashion.  Why did they even believe that their Indiana Jones movie was going to make money?  The best part is Sound of Freedom made more money on July 4.  IJ was supposed to own the holiday.  It is time to start cleaning the house in Disney.  

GRANT AMATO CREEPY NEW PRISON VIDEO

Grant will never learn.  He will spend the rest of his life in prison but always love that stupid camgirl.  He stole over 200K for this “model” and killed his family.  If this clip is confirmed as a leak from prison, this is sad and frustrating.  From this clip, I get the impression that he is spending his prison money on that same cam model.  When does someone finally get it?  She will never have sex with you, because you’re just another simp in her long line of simps.  

Will I see Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny? Nope

So, will I see the new Indy 5 movie?  Probably not.  If a hot lady asked me out to watch it, I would.  But, I have no excitement about this new installment.  I grew up watching these movies.  Heck, I am still trying to figure out the reasons behind making Temple of Doom a prequel.  Something about the manner in which Lucasfilm has handled its franchises has turned me off.  I am no longer interested in watching SW and Indy.  They should have ended the Indiana Jones movies with the third one.  Let him ride off into the sunset with his friends.  So, yeah, I will pass on watching Indy 5.  I might catch it on YouTube or TNT.  

If they can get the Admiral Thrawn story right, I might be back.