Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Enjoy your Xbox One (Angry Joe rant)

Enjoy your Xbox One (Angry Joe rant)
I totally agree with Joe on this, and clearly Xbox knew the “Always Online” was going to be a huge backlash, so they back peddled. I love the fact that it is the PS4 is going to be a game system more than a TV console.
I don't think Xbox One will be a failure because they have hardcore fans they will eat up anything. 



Railroad Bridge Collapses

Railroad Bridge Collapses
It is a good thing there wasn't a train on that bridge. As you watch the bridge collapse, please note the rails are still intact as they fall. Interestingly enough, no one knows who owns the bridge, which is strange because most RR bridges are owned by some company RR company or by the state or city.
In Louisville, the city currently owns the Big Four RR bridge.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Miguel Kicks fans (or butt punches them)


Miguel Kicks fans
Maybe I am too old for this shit, but what kind of dance was that? I have no idea who this Miguel is really. But I love his style. Kick fan in face and he continues to perform. I love how he takes out not one but TWO women with his running jump kick. The WWE might have to hire this guy.
Also note that one woman is holding her neck and head. She is quickly swallowed up by the crowd. Kicking and landing on fans might be the next new thing.
What were you doing stage jumping anyway? You're not a superhero.  But, I'll give points for being able to take out two people and still sing (horribly).  Anyway, I've seen this move before.  I believe Captain Kirk has used this move.  

Monday, May 20, 2013

Scientology and Adam and Dr. Drew


Scientology and Adam and Dr. Drew
I was listening to a newer podcast between the two, and they talked about the Scientology Incident involving their Loveline show and Scientology. It seems the Space Church sent a letter to the producers of Loveline and sent them a script to read. Someone at the Church got a little upset over Dr. Drew calling them a “cult” and sent them a script to apologize. Drew has been attacked by the church a numerous times over.
It takes great balls to send a script to Adam and Drew and think they would take it seriously. Drew and Adam talked about it recently on their new show, and it had me laughing. How many other shows have they sent this type of letter to?
I agree with Adam that people weren't really attacking them back in the 90s. However, I agree with Drew that they were suing people left and right for bad mouthing them back in the day. It was only when South Park attacked their group and the reaction afterward that people started to openly attack them. Someday, the South Park guys are really going to have to come clean about incident. We knew something happened.
Is this 1780s Guy real?

Scientology Pulls a Photoshop mishap “boner”


Scientology Pulls a Photoshop mishap “boner”
First, using trees as a way to block protesters is a freaking funny. Then using Photoshop to fake more people is even funnier. Then again, this is the same group that believes in DC8 spaceships dumping aliens into lava. You can't make 400 (actual number?) to 2,000 without better skills. It is like they're living in a different reality from the rest of us, by trying to control their image too closely.
 Heck, I shocked they even got 400 for this event anyway.
Maybe, if they photoshopped more people for the audience of Battlefield Earth, they could have made the movie a hit.

Now, there is another story about Scientology...

Random Things

Random Things
~Ankle Brace: You know you're getting older when you have to buy a brace for a part of your body. I had to buy one for my ankle because an old injury is starting to give me discomfort. The brace does work well when I sleep or when I ride my bicycle.


~I watched Star Trek Into Darkness. I haven't gotten around to a review yet, but I really liked it. I'm not sure if I like it better than the first movie. I watched it in 3D and I kind of regret that a bit. I will have a review sometime this week. I am not sure when.
Yes, Farrah, that's where babies come from.
~Farrah Abraham: This is what fame has come to? Doing sex tapes on purpose and then “pretending” to leak them is perfectly okay now? Usually people go from being in a sex tape to a reality show. But, not this girl. She did the tape after being on TV. And, the funny thing is she's not even that hot, yet she's getting all this press for being a sex symbol. Hasn't she learned from Montana Fishburne? Where is her career now? Nowhere. This Farrah is not a good person, given all the interviews I've seen her in.
~Speaking of Montana Fishburne, you can read her “insightful” tweets on her twitter page. Brilliant commentary, Montana.



~Justin Bieber Booed: It looks like elements of the crowd at the Billboard Music Awards Show booed Bieber. Just because you're 19 years old doesn't mean anything, Justin. No one is going to take you seriously because you're supposed to be a flash in the pan. You're music is shit, but it is held up by teenage girls. The racing around town and spitting on people doesn't help. The stupid tattoos and taking your shirt off constantly isn't helping either. Why is this guy still winning awards? This guy is a prick.

Fellowship of Clowns
~Dennis Rodman, please shut the f' up. Rodman, please stop. Somehow, a washed-up basketball player is taking credit for talks in North Korea. The sad thing is this; Rodman will probably get that American out of North Korea just so they can make Obama look bad. I do love that he takes credit for NK putting missiles back into storage. Dude, just take credit for Double Team and Simon Sez.  

Friday, May 17, 2013

Looking back at “Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit that.”




And, you're a sick F'. 
Looking back at “Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit that.”
Given how stupid ads are still today, I still laugh at this one the most. The implications are clear; You want to have sex with that cheeseburger! (double cheeseburger)
The best part, with McDonald's marketing team, they didn't know what the phrase “I'd hit that” meant. I guess some old fat heard that phrase and said, “Yeah, that's the ticket.” They didn't realized that there is a whole sexual universe of people having sex with food, and other things involving food. And yes some of it is Japanese. Remember Rule 34.
So, what does that phrase mean?
From the Urban Dictionary, ((A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the opportunity presented itself. ))
Yeah, it is more of a sexual act than actual physical abuse. And, I used to say this phrase too.
Somewhat cute girl comes into store....
Would ya?”
He nods and says, “Yeah, I'd hit it, bro.”
However, we might have to change to another phrase.
Anyway, I made my own "Hit That" Meme photo.  

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Here are some other ones from around the web.  
  

New Old Spice Ads


Old Spice Ads
Man, I love these things. Here are a couple of the newer ads being released on the OS channel.
Baby
WTF? The mouse and the waffle iron talk. Then, there is that baby. Did Terry just create a baby out of thin air? Does he have that power?
Coma
I am not sure where Terry came from or that bottle.


Wednesday, May 15, 2013

The Amazing Atheist p'wns “The Thaw”


The Amazing Atheist p'wns “The Thaw”
Pretty much everything AA says owns this Thaw video. If this what High School has to offer, we are in trouble.
You can watch this rather funny video (unintended) here.
It should be noted someone cut off the comments to the video. (Why are you not letting people post comments?) Also, you can't rate this video either.
When I first read the title, I thought they were talking about the Voyager episode by the same name, which it is a good episode too.
-The shitty music
-The strange edits
-The stilted speech patterns
Why hasn't anyone made a YouTube Poop video?

Marvel's Agents of Shield

Marvel's Agents of Shield
Why is this and (24) the only shows I am looking forward next season? I love the fact that this tied directly into the Marvel movie universe. Could this show give Network TV a shot in the arm? Probably, but I still think these Networks are doomed.
As long as they have strong plots and good character development, I will watch this show. If they decide to take the CSI or L&O style, I'm not going to even bother.
-He lives: I was a little confused about seeing Agent Coulson show up as a series regular given that he died in The Avengers. We can chalk this up to Super Hero logic. How many characters have died only to come back later? I always liked his character in the movies because he felt like a every man guy.
-Luke Cage ?: Well at least it isn't Nic Cage. Right? I am not sure if this is Luke Cage or not. He's the guy jumping from the building.
-Heroes II?: After watching that trailer, I am getting the vibe of Heroes (first season) with this show. I kind of hope so. Here's hoping that they can keep the show on track unlike Heroes during the second season.


David Hayter: Reprising his role for Metal Gear Solid V? Maybe or Maybe not


David Hayter: Reprising his role for Metal Gear Solid V?  Maybe or Maybe not
I love the way Kojima has been playing us with false viral marketing and other things. First he dropped the main title from The Phantom Pain and re-cut the trailer in a completely different manner. It looked like a horror type game in the same style as Silent Hill.  Of course,  people already figured it out it was a MGS game.
Then news came out, on April 1 , that David Hayter wasn't going to return for MGS V. The whole gaming world paused for a moment and got angry. Hayter is Snake. He's been the character since MGS 1. I can't see anyone else playing the role. Strangely enough, the video above was posted from a guy named Onigawara V.
Check out the video below. 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

24 the series is returning to Fox


24 the series is returning to Fox
Do you remember all those false starts with talk of a 24 movie after the series ended? Well, I guess it is better to keep the network afloat instead. Despite losing interest in the show after around 3-4 seasons, I am actually looking forward to this (restart). We know that this is just another attempt to get people back to watching network TV, but I am down with a shorter version of the show.
I've changed my mind on the movie subject though.  I still think a movie could work as a compressed 2 hour event.  Jack has to save someone in 2 hours...in real time.  It could work.  
From Huffington Post.com, ((Sutherland is set to reprise his starring role as Jack Bauer, which he played for eight seasons from 2001-2010. Fox just canceled Sutherland's drama "Touch," which ran for two seasons, making way for a "24" return. ))
It was pretty nice of Fox to give him another show after “firing” him. 
From Huffington Post, ((Fox Entertainment Chairman Kevin Reilly confirmed the "24" return on a press call Monday morning. "'24' compressed over twelve weeks. Jack is back," Reilly said. ))
I guess we can call the show 12 instead of 24. I am fine seeing a miniseries, but eight seasons of full episodes were enough for that series. I guess we'll see strange plot twists that don't make sense and a lot of Jack yelling, “Put the gun down!” and “Damn it!”
I loved the show, but some of the twists were a little silly. However, seeing him kill a bunch of bad guys will be cool again.
And, please keep his daughter out of the show.


Random Things


Random Things
~I've been reading the spoilers from Star Trek Into Darkness: I've been impressed with some of the lore they've incorporated into the reboot/alt-time line. I really like the DS9 connection. I am someone that has no problem reading or hearing spoilers. I really don't see why people get upset with being spoiled. Maybe it is because I am sort of detached due to being a writer.
~Wolverine done in 70s style: It is looking like X-Men: Days of Future Past is shaping up to be a nice movie. I guess Wolverine will show up in this movie plus his own movie. I am really looking forward to these two movies in the X-Men universe.
~About that Brave Princess makeover: I can see why people are a little upset over the makeover. Hollywood has been skinny-ing up women for a long time. Didn't they slim-down J-Lo's butt for a poster in one of her movies? I didn't bother watching Brave. I also didn't know that one director was fired before bringing in a new one. You can actually see a bit of Brenda Chapman in the design of Merida. The kicker is Chapman left Pixar and went to Lucasfilms and now that has come under the Disney banner too. Crap.
~Crazy or dumb? Woman gets arrested on a plane for singing badly. You have to give her credit for singing after getting handcuffed.  

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Maxim's Hot List (2013)


Okay, she may be stupid for getting back with Sir Beats A Lot, but she is very hot. IMO
Miley Cyrus is their number one. 
What in Thor's hammer made them pick her? There is nothing attractive about this woman. She beat the likes of Olivia Wilde, Johansson, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Vanessa Hudgens, Upton, JLH, Jennifer Lawrence and Gomez. All of these women are way hotter than Cyrus. Heck, Cyrus shouldn't even be on the list. Did her people force her to be number one at knife-point? Does anyone even find her sexy or hot?
Below are a few others worth noting...

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Tainted Love: Bioshock Infinite Cover


Tainted Love: Bioshock Infinite Cover
I love Bioshock Infinite, and this cover is sweet. They play this into storyline by bringing modern songs into that setting through time distortions. People think it is a cover of Soft Cell's version, but it sounds like this version is a cover of Gloria Jones' version of the song. If you listen to lyrics, it clearly connects to the story of Bioshock.
Soft Cell version

Why do I like this dance video so much?


Why do I like this dance video so much?
Man, those are some short shorts. Yeah, they're skilled too at dancing. I know they're professional dancers, but can you book them for birthday parties? All jokes aside, they are pretty damn sexy.
I guess one commenter put it nicely in their comment section. And, I got a laugh out it. From PrinceEriya ((Seriously why do you girls even bother wearing clothes anymore? Your shorts kept getting shorter, the dancers always get "sexier" than the original and now you can almost see your shorts. Jesus Christ, you aren't even being respected for your talent anymore. So I'm gonna be the "Gay" that unsubscribes, not that it matters anyway. You have thousands of old perverts that are here with there Asian girl fetish. Congrats Waveya. ))
I always like when someone leaves a comment saying “why” they unsubscribed. Uh, I don't think they care. You're entitled to your own opinion, but why did you post this video? Ulala is a sex symbol, I know because I am a huge Space Channel 5 fan. How many times does the camera in the game pan up her skirt for a panty shot? She's not only a strong female character, but she is also a sex symbol too in the same manner as you complained about these girls in the video.
Yes, she wears this outfit in the game and does dances just like the ones in the video above!
Your argument doesn't hold water or soda.  

Charlie Brown goes to Rehab (no no no)


Charlie Brown goes to Rehab (no no no)

He's thinking about Snoopy.
From Fox News.com, ((Peter Robbins, the original voice of Charlie Brown on the Peanuts TV specials, was sentenced to one year in jail for threatening his former girlfriend and stalking her plastic surgeon, The Associated Press reports.))
Special: You're going to jail now, Charlie Brown.
Good grief. What is this world coming to when even freaking Charlie Brown is going to rehab. Who was he stalking? Lucy van Pelt or Patty? I don't remember the special where Charlie Brown threatened Lucy and followed her around. Then the special ended with Brown going to jail. This sounds more like Chris Brown not Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown certainly has changed. He going to rehab for “addiction to alcohol and prescription medicationssays Fox and the AP. I guess the drugs fueled his stalking ventures.
The best part about this story is the Judge got a little cute with his remarks. From Dail Mail, ((If I can borrow a line from 'Peanuts,' sir, I'm going to grant probation. If you adhere to those terms, you won’t go to prison. So, don’t be a blockhead.’))
You really had to rub it in?  
How many Charlie Brown jokes can we throw into a story?  
 Charlie Brown realizes he'll be back home just in time for cornflakes.  
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"Hey, kids, do you know the word Rehab?"

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Random Stuff


Random Stuff
~Chris Brown and Rihanna have split up: I remember reading that there were rumors of Chris and Rihanna planning on getting engaged. Nothing pleases me more than to know these two train wrecks won't be merging together and spawning a screwed up kid. How can she get back with someone that has literally beaten her face in.
~Boston Strong: Some sports fan decided to be cute with a “Toronto Stronger” sign. This happened during the Boston Bruins and Maple Leaf game. Too soon dude. It seems sports fans get a pass every time they do something stupid. They're allowed to dress up in stupid outfits and never get called out for it. Nerds do it and they get mocked. Anyway people from both sides of the team made it be known they didn't approve of the sign. I am not really outraged with the sign more with the stupid nature of sports fans and their reaction to games and other teams. It really doesn't matter who wins in the end. I didn't make a big deal with U of L winning did I? What I love about the picture is note the black guy to the right with the nicely permed hair. I mean a woman would be jealous.
~Reckless Drivers: Have you ever noticed the people that are most reckless behind the wheel are the ones without car insurance? To of the people I know that have been in a car wreck had accidents with people without insurance. You would think you'd be more careful without the insurance.
~Charles Ramsey new autotune star: Remember what I said earlier about the news getting the most strange and outrageous people to interview. I think we found our new Dodson. “We eat ribs.”

Monday, May 06, 2013

Antoine Dodson: Is no longer gay? WTF?



Antoine Dodson: Is no longer gay? WTF?
Ah, 2010. Man, that seems a like a long time ago...in Internet age.
Anyway, this is the reason stupid people don't need to put in the spotlight. This is the problem with news companies. They always tried to interview the most ignorant and loud people they can get a hold of on the street.
Antoine Dodson is now showing his ass with this new statement. From Daily Dot.com, ((He's Kevin Antoine Dodson, a one-timeYouTube star who's now apparently renouncing his sexuality and coming out as, that's right, a "True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah. ))
Okay, Dodson. It should be noted that one can't simply renounce their sexuality despite what people on the far religious right say. Going to anti-gay camps and other means of conversion aren't likely to help. You are what you are. Some people are Bi, gay or straight.
Sexuality:  It is like fighting one of the strongest drives we have other than our drive to survive.  You can't wave a magical spell over it and be done with it.  
I also find it amusing that most stereotyped gay man is trying to “go straight”. That's going to be a long and hard road ahead of you, Dodson. (pun intended)
((I have to renounce myself, I'm no longer into homosexuality I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create. I could care less about the fame and fortune, I've giving all that up to know the true history of the bible.  ))
I want to see a time when someone is converted to a religion and does not make a big deal of it. Not everyone cares when someone either 'comes out' or 'finds religion'. I find they're both on the scale of “hey look at me!”   Okay, you found God.  Keep it to yourself next time.  
Yeah, good luck with finding that history of the bible. Does this mean we will never see you again in anything? Please say it is so.
(( For I am the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah. And as True Israel I know that there are certain things we just can't do. And I totally understand that now. I don't need a Mercedes Benz, I don't need a big house in Beverly Hills all I need is the Most High and my family (Israel). ))
Okay, you lost me with all the other stuff, but I only caught the Mercedes Benz remark. So, does that mean you're switching to a Nova or Neon instead? Are you giving up cars altogether? Are we going to see you rolling around on a horse just like the old days? Explain, Dodson, explain.
Hide your cars, hide your vans.  
(( I have been awaken by the great and so should you. Let's be delivered from the wickedness of the world and live the way we should. The Most High bless all and have a beautiful evening. Israel wake up and take full power of who you are. I'm ready are you? ))
Crap, again I am at a loss. So was this a statement about him leaving behind homosexuality or sermon? Is he talking directly to me?  Are you looking at me as I type this blog, Dodson.  (Semaj looks over his shoulder...)
Like I stated before, I just hope this means we will never see him again in an Internet video or interview again. His 15 minutes were up a long time ago.

 
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