Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
I totally agree with Joe on this, and clearly Xbox knew the “Always
Online” was going to be a huge backlash, so they back peddled. I
love the fact that it is the PS4 is going to be a game system more
than a TV console.
I don't think Xbox One will be a failure because they have hardcore
fans they will eat up anything.
It
is a good thing there wasn't a train on that bridge. As you watch
the bridge collapse, please note the rails are still intact as they
fall. Interestingly enough, no one knows who owns the bridge, which
is strange because
most RR bridges are owned by some company RR company or by the
state or city.
In
Louisville, the city currently owns the Big Four RR bridge.
Maybe
I am too old for this shit, but what kind of dance was that? I have
no idea who this Miguel is really. But I love his style. Kick fan
in face and he continues to perform. I love how he takes out not one
but TWO women with his running jump kick. The WWE might have to hire
this guy.
Also
note that one woman is holding her neck and head. She is quickly
swallowed up by the crowd. Kicking and landing on fans might be the
next new thing.
What
were you doing stage jumping anyway? You're not a superhero. But, I'll give points for being able to take out two people and still sing (horribly). Anyway, I've seen this move before. I believe Captain Kirk has used this move.
I
was listening to a newer podcast between the two, and they talked
about the Scientology Incident involving their Loveline show and
Scientology. It seems the Space Church sent a letter to the
producers of Loveline and sent them a script to read. Someone at the
Church got a little upset over Dr. Drew calling them a “cult” and
sent them a script to apologize. Drew has been attacked by the
church a numerous times over.
I
agree with Adam that people weren't really attacking them back in the
90s. However, I agree with Drew that they were suing people left and
right for bad mouthing them back in the day. It was only when South
Park attacked their group and the reaction afterward that people
started to openly attack them. Someday, the South Park guys are
really going to have to come clean about incident. We knew something
happened.
First,
using trees as a way to block protesters is a freaking funny. Then
using Photoshop to fake more people is even funnier. Then again,
this is the same group that believes in DC8 spaceships dumping aliens
into lava. You can't make 400 (actual number?) to 2,000 without
better skills. It is like they're living
in a different reality from the rest of us, by trying to control
their image too closely.
Heck,
I shocked they even got 400 for this event anyway.
Maybe,
if they photoshopped more people for the audience of Battlefield
Earth, they could have made the movie a hit.
~Ankle
Brace: You know you're getting older when you have to buy a brace
for a part of your body. I had to buy one for my ankle because an
old injury is starting to give me discomfort. The brace does work
well when I sleep or when I ride my bicycle.
~I
watched Star Trek Into Darkness. I haven't gotten around to a review
yet, but I really liked it. I'm not sure if I like it better than
the first movie. I watched it in 3D and I kind of regret that a bit.
I will have a review sometime this week. I am not sure when.
Yes, Farrah, that's where babies come from.
~Farrah
Abraham: This is what fame has come to? Doing sex tapes on
purpose and then “pretending” to leak them is perfectly okay now?
Usually people go from being in a sex tape to a reality show. But,
not this girl. She did the tape after being on TV. And, the funny
thing is she's not even that hot, yet she's getting all this press
for being a sex symbol. Hasn't she learned from Montana Fishburne?
Where is her career now? Nowhere. This Farrah is not a good person,
given all the interviews I've seen her in.
~Speaking
of Montana Fishburne, you can read her “insightful” tweets on
her twitter page. Brilliant commentary, Montana.
~Justin
Bieber Booed: It looks like elements of the crowd at the
Billboard Music Awards Show booed Bieber. Just
because you're 19 years old doesn't mean anything, Justin. No
one is going to take you seriously because you're supposed to be a
flash in the pan. You're music is shit, but it is held up by teenage
girls. The racing around town and spitting on people doesn't help.
The stupid tattoos and taking your shirt off constantly isn't helping
either. Why is this guy still winning awards? This guy is a prick.
Looking
back at “Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit that.”
Given
how stupid ads are still today, I still laugh at this one the most.
The implications are clear; You want to have sex with that
cheeseburger! (double cheeseburger)
The
best part, with McDonald's marketing team, they
didn't know what the phrase “I'd hit that” meant. I guess
some old fat heard that phrase and said, “Yeah, that's the ticket.”
They didn't realized that there is a whole sexual universe of people
having sex with food, and other things involving food. And yes some
of it is Japanese. Remember
Rule 34.
So,
what does that phrase mean?
From
the Urban Dictionary,
((A
phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you
would have intercourse with her if the opportunity presented itself.))
Yeah,
it is more of a sexual act than actual physical abuse. And, I used
to say this phrase too.
Somewhat
cute girl comes into store....
“Would
ya?”
He
nods and says, “Yeah, I'd hit it, bro.”
However,
we might have to change to another phrase.
Why
is this and (24) the only shows I am looking forward next season? I
love the fact that this tied directly into the Marvel movie universe.
Could this show give Network TV a shot in the arm? Probably, but I
still think these Networks are doomed.
As
long as they have strong plots and good character development, I will
watch this show. If they decide to take the CSI or L&O style,
I'm not going to even bother.
-He
lives: I was a little confused about seeing Agent Coulson show up as
a series regular given that he died in The Avengers. We can chalk
this up to Super Hero logic. How many characters have died only to
come back later? I always liked his character in the movies because
he felt like a every man guy.
-Luke
Cage
?:Well
at least it isn't Nic Cage. Right? I am not sure if this is Luke
Cage or not. He's the guy jumping from the building.
-Heroes
II?: After watching that trailer, I am getting the vibe of Heroes
(first season) with this show. I kind of hope so. Here's hoping
that they can keep the show on track unlike Heroes during the second
season.
David
Hayter: Reprising his role for Metal Gear Solid V? Maybe or Maybe not
I
love the way Kojima
has been playing us with false viral marketing and other things.
First he dropped the main title from The Phantom Pain and re-cut the
trailer in a completely different manner. It looked like a horror type game in the same style as Silent Hill. Of course, people already
figured it out it was a MGS game.
Then
news came out, on April 1 , that David Hayter wasn't going to return
for MGS V. The whole gaming world paused for a moment and got angry.
Hayter is Snake. He's been the character since MGS 1. I can't see
anyone else playing the role. Strangely enough, the video above was
posted from a guy named Onigawara V.
Do
you remember all those false starts with talk of a 24 movie after the
series ended? Well, I guess it is better to keep the network afloat
instead. Despite losing interest in the show after around 3-4
seasons, I am actually looking forward to this (restart). We know
that this is just another attempt to get people back to watching
network TV, but I am down with a shorter version of the show.
I've changed my mind on the movie subject though. I still think a movie could work as a compressed 2 hour event. Jack has to save someone in 2 hours...in real time. It could work.
It
was pretty nice of Fox to give him another show after “firing”
him.
From
Huffington Post, ((Fox
Entertainment Chairman Kevin Reilly confirmed the "24"
return on a press call Monday morning. "'24' compressed over
twelve weeks. Jack is back," Reilly said.
))
I
guess we can call the show 12 instead of 24. I am fine seeing a
miniseries, but eight seasons of full episodes were enough for that
series. I guess we'll see strange plot twists that don't make sense
and a lot of Jack yelling, “Put the gun down!” and “Damn it!”
I
loved the show, but some of the twists were a little silly. However,
seeing him kill a bunch of bad guys will be cool again.
~I've
been reading the spoilers from Star Trek Into Darkness: I've been
impressed with some of the lore they've incorporated into the
reboot/alt-time line. I really like the DS9 connection. I am
someone that has no problem reading or hearing spoilers. I really
don't see why people get upset with being spoiled. Maybe it is
because I am sort of detached due to being a writer.
~Wolverine
done in 70s style: It is looking like X-Men: Days of Future Past
is shaping up to be a nice movie. I guess Wolverine will show up in
this movie plus his own movie. I am really looking forward to these
two movies in the X-Men universe.
~About
that Brave Princess makeover: I can see why people are a little
upset over the makeover. Hollywood has been skinny-ing up women for
a long time. Didn't they slim-down J-Lo's butt for a poster in one
of her movies? I didn't bother watching Brave. I also didn't know
that one director was fired before bringing in a new one. You can
actually see a bit
of Brenda Chapman in the design of Merida. The kicker is Chapman
left Pixar and went to Lucasfilms and now that has come under the
Disney banner too. Crap.
What in Thor's hammer made them pick her? There is nothing
attractive about this woman. She beat the likes of Olivia Wilde,
Johansson, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Vanessa Hudgens, Upton, JLH, Jennifer
Lawrence and Gomez. All of these women are way hotter than Cyrus.
Heck, Cyrus shouldn't even be on the list. Did her people force her
to be number one at knife-point? Does anyone even find her sexy or hot?
I
love Bioshock Infinite, and this cover is sweet. They play this into
storyline by bringing modern songs into that setting through time
distortions. People think it is a cover of Soft Cell's version, but it
sounds like this version is a cover of Gloria Jones' version of the
song. If you listen to lyrics, it clearly connects to the story of
Bioshock.
Man,
those are some short shorts. Yeah, they're skilled too at dancing.
I know they're professional dancers, but can you book them for
birthday parties? All jokes aside, they are pretty damn sexy.
I
guess one commenter put it nicely in their comment section. And, I
got a laugh out it. From PrinceEriya((Seriously
why do you girls even bother wearing clothes anymore? Your shorts
kept getting shorter, the dancers always
get
"sexier" than the original and now you can almost see your
shorts. Jesus Christ, you aren't even being respected for your talent
anymore. So I'm gonna be the "Gay" that unsubscribes, not
that it matters anyway. You have thousands of old perverts that are
here with there Asian girl fetish. Congrats Waveya.
))
I
always like when someone leaves a comment saying “why” they
unsubscribed. Uh, I don't think they care. You're entitled to your
own opinion, but
why did you post this video? Ulala
is a sex symbol, I know because I am a huge Space Channel 5 fan. How
many times does the camera in the game pan up her skirt for a panty
shot? She's not only a strong female character, but she is also a
sex symbol too in the same manner as you complained about these girls
in the video.
Yes, she wears this outfit in the game and does dances just like the ones in the video above!
From
Fox News.com, ((Peter
Robbins,
the original voice of Charlie Brown on the PeanutsTV
specials, was sentenced to one year in jail for threatening his
former girlfriend and stalking her plastic surgeon, The
Associated Pressreports.))
Special:
You're going to jail now, Charlie Brown.
Good
grief. What is this world coming to when even freaking Charlie Brown
is going to rehab. Who was he stalking? Lucy van Pelt or Patty? I
don't remember the special where Charlie Brown threatened Lucy and
followed her around. Then the special ended with Brown going to
jail. This sounds more like Chris Brown not Charlie Brown.
Charlie
Brown certainly has changed. He going to rehab for “addiction
to alcohol and prescription medications
” says
Fox and the AP. I guess the drugs fueled his stalking ventures.
The
best part about this story is the Judge got a little cute with his
remarks. From
Dail Mail,((‘If
I can borrow a line from 'Peanuts,' sir, I'm going to grant
probation. If you adhere to those terms, you won’t go to prison.
So, don’t be a blockhead.’))
You really had to rub it in?
How many Charlie
Brown jokes can we throw into a story?
Charlie Brown realizes he'll be back home just in time for cornflakes.
~Chris
Brown and Rihanna
have split up: I remember reading that there were rumors of Chris
and Rihanna planning on getting engaged. Nothing pleases me more
than to know these two train wrecks won't be merging together and
spawning a screwed up kid. How can she get back with someone that
has literally beaten her face in.
~Boston
Strong: Some
sports fan decided to be cute with a “Toronto Stronger” sign.
This happened during the Boston Bruins and Maple Leaf game. Too
soon dude. It seems sports fans get a pass every time they do
something stupid. They're allowed to dress up in stupid outfits and
never get called out for it. Nerds do it and they get mocked.
Anyway people from both sides of the team made it be known they
didn't approve of the sign. I am not really outraged with the sign
more with the stupid nature of sports fans and their reaction to
games and other teams. It really doesn't matter who wins in the end.
I didn't make a big deal with U of L winning did I? What I love
about the picture is note the black guy to the right with the nicely
permed hair. I mean a woman would be jealous.
~Reckless
Drivers: Have you ever noticed the people that are most reckless
behind the wheel are the ones without car insurance? To of the
people I know that have been in a car wreck had accidents with people
without insurance. You would think you'd be more careful without the
insurance.
~Charles
Ramsey new autotune star: Remember what I said earlier about the
news getting the most strange and outrageous people to interview. I
think we found our new Dodson. “We eat ribs.”
Ah,
2010. Man, that seems a like a long time ago...in Internet age.
Anyway,
this is the reason stupid people don't need to put in the spotlight.
This is the problem with news companies. They always tried to
interview the most ignorant and loud people they can get a hold of on
the street.
Antoine
Dodson is now showing his ass with this new statement. From
Daily Dot.com, ((He's
Kevin Antoine Dodson, a one-timeYouTubestar who's
now apparently renouncing his sexuality and coming out as, that's
right, a "True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah.
))
Okay, Dodson. It
should be noted that one can't simply renounce their sexuality
despite what people on the far religious right say. Going to
anti-gay camps and other means of conversion aren't likely to help.
You are what you are. Some people are Bi, gay or straight.
Sexuality: It is like fighting one of the strongest drives we have other than our drive to survive. You can't wave a magical spell over it and be done with it.
I also find it
amusing that most stereotyped gay man is trying to “go straight”.
That's going to be a long and hard road ahead of you, Dodson. (pun
intended)
((I
have to renounce myself, I'm no longer into homosexuality I want a
wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that
I create. I could care less about the fame and fortune, I've giving
all that up to know the true history of the bible.
))
I
want to see a time when someone is converted to a religion and does not
make a big deal of it. Not everyone cares when someone either 'comes
out' or 'finds religion'. I find they're both on the scale of “hey
look at me!” Okay, you found God. Keep it to yourself next time.
Yeah, good luck with finding that history of the
bible. Does this mean we will never see you again in anything?
Please say it is so.
((For
I am the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah. And as
True Israel I know that there are certain things we just can't do.
And I totally understand that now. I don't need a Mercedes Benz, I
don't need a big house in Beverly Hills all I need is the Most High
and my family (Israel). ))
Okay,
you lost me with all the other stuff, but I only caught the Mercedes
Benz remark. So, does that mean you're switching to a Nova or Neon
instead? Are you giving up cars altogether? Are we going to see you
rolling around on a horse just like the old days? Explain, Dodson,
explain.
Hide your cars, hide your vans.
((I
have been awaken by the great and so should you. Let's be delivered
from the wickedness of the world and live the way we should. The Most
High bless all and have a beautiful evening. Israel wake up and take
full power of who you are. I'm ready are you? ))
Crap,
again I am at a loss. So was this a statement about him leaving
behind homosexuality or sermon? Is he talking directly to me? Are you looking at me as I type this blog, Dodson. (Semaj looks over his shoulder...)
Like
I stated before, I just hope this means we will never see him again
in an Internet video or interview again. His 15 minutes were up a
long time ago.
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