Wednesday, December 17, 2014

The Salad Mixxer (Adult Swim Infomercial)

The Salad Mixxer (Adult Swim Infomercial)
Holy crap this funny as hell. I love the expressions on the ladies faces when when he keeps bringing out a sexually charged items. Man, these fake ads are freaking great.
-Wait, one of the women got it stuck in her...? And, it is still on.
-I love the Mega-Mixer. Plus, they made it black. Very subtle.
-Did he have to make those noising when “mixing the salad”?
-Basically, this guy created these items for food preparing and people turned them into sex toys.
-The Mega-Mixer actually shakes the film out of frame!
-I love how the Modern ad has pornstars selling his items. It looks like most of the modern actors are indeed pornstars. I only recognize Bridgette B.
-Please note the “XXX” in the product's title. 

 Holy shit...
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Monday, December 15, 2014

Random Photos of Trains around Louisville


Random Photos of Trains around Louisville
Here are a few photos of trains I've taken pictures of around Louisville. And, I'll share them with you here. I might go out and take a few more of certain trains out there later in the day. 

Sony Leaks II: George Clooney is a good guy

Sony Leaks II: George Clooney is a good guy
These leaks have shown that most of these actors are pretty much the same people you do see interviews. David O Russel is still a complete and utter dick and no one should ever hire him for anything. But, George Clooney is a nice guy that actually cares about his work. The Sony leaks go to show that he was very troubled with the reviews to his movie, which he directed and wrote, The Monument Men. There really are some cool people out there in Hollywood. 
 From JustJared, ((“I need some protection from all the reviews,” George reportedly wrote. “Let’s just make it a hit. I haven’t slept in 30 hours. And it’s 7 am.” ))
He talks about not sleeping over 30 hours. I can actually relate to this a lot. I'm not one of these guys that can put setbacks aside like most people. It keeps me up all day and night. I get depressed and that mean little voice in my head says that I am shit and you just give it all up. The thing that makes Clooney a winner is he doesn't let setbacks take him out of the playing field. And, he goes right back in ready to play ball. That makes him a winning horse (I know I am mixing metaphors). I let setbacks really dig into me and keep me from functioning. I will also cut that portion out of my life when that happens. I admare people that have their worlds come crashing down on them and get backup saying, “What's next?”
Clooney's film got ripped by critics with a 31% and only a 44% by the audience. It was distributed by Columbia in the US and Fox in other areas. While it wasn't a huge hit, the 70 million dollar movie did make 155 Million back. However, the movie was shared by three studios and that money goes three ways. It needed to be a bigger hit.
This is the guy that ruined Batman and he got right back up.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Battlefield Earth (Repooped) (Mega Post) With Endless options for renewal. Endless options for renewal.

  Battlefield Earth (Repooped) (Mega Post)
I LOVE to hate this movie.  Like me, the Internet loves to take a shit on this piece of shit.  And, they're right.  BE is that bully that finally got its ass kicked and now everyone is taking a kick or punch for paybacks.  I find the more I watch, the more pure golden comedy I discover in each scene.
I actually tried explaining this shitty movie to is a movie fan like myself, but I'm not sure I conveyed the sheer shitty nature of said movie. Heck, I even tried to explain to him that the main villain tries to prove how much of a badass he was by shooting the legs off some damn cows. Slow Moving Cows!!!  We got a badass villain here.  I guess he's going to make us hamburgers too. 
 Vader never had to do this.  
I kind of like the fact that David Miscavige had something to do with this shitty movie. I also like that Tom Cruise even hated the movie. Mr. Scientology himself hated the movie.
For me, it might be the worst movie I can sit down and watch all the way through. Keep in mind I can't finish The Room. BE on the other hand needs to be watched over and over again because it is on such an epic fail made by people completely detached from reality. John Travolta is supposed to have healing powers with his hands.
I also love that a studio working on the film stole money from the actual production. From IMDB, ((The investor, Intertainment, sued producer Franchise Pictures for fraud. Franchise claimed the budget was $75 million instead of the actual budget of $44 million. Franchise Pictures were sentenced to pay Intertainment $121.7 million in damages and went bankrupt. Intertainment only financed the film because it came as a package deal with The Art of War (2000) and The Whole Nine Yards (2000). ))
Interainment didn't want anything to do with the movie, but it got lumped in. Also, this happened with the funding of Superman IV too. Either Golan-Globus Productions or Cannon Films skimmed a portion of the intended budget of Superman IV off the top and funded other movies. Isn't this illegal? 
My favorite reaction is Kim Coates'. He clearly is not a fan of it despite the fact he was in it.
I loved the famous boardroom scene.
Klinko vs. Chinko
Yes, that's extremely racist. L Ron supposedly named the knowledge AI after a racial slur. However, the script writers changed the name. L Ron wasn't a fan of races other than white. I guess his alleged hatred of Asian people found its way into his books. 
Now, who is more racist those Klinko aliens or the villains from Episode I? 
  Now, the best part is John Travolta does NOT regret making (spearheading) BE. Not one bit.
From Daily Beast, ((No way, are you kidding? Why would I ever regret that? I had the power to do whatever I wanted, and I chose to do a book that I thought was worthy of making into a movie. It’s a beautiful film. It’s a good movie. Again, the media angle confused the movie with… ))
Holy, Xenu, JT, you actually even shocked me with that response. He's completely delusional. I also remember him talking about doing some sequels just as the movie was starting to bomb. I guess somewhere L Ron is looking down on JT and smiling.
And, the best comment has to go to a person from flickeringmyth.com by the commenter Endless options for renewal ((Endless options for renewal. Endless options for renewal. Endless options for renewal. Endless options for renewal.))
BTW, I actually know someone that loves and defends this movie. He even gave a copy of the movie as gift to another friend. I actually laughed in his face when he told me the movie is a great action movie. Ever time he defended the movie, I felt compelled to remind him why I felt differently. (Though, he did introduce me to DBZ and I got to watch his entire collection of the series up to the first part of the Boo saga)  Later the other friend told me, “That was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Why does he like this movie so much?  I wasn't going to break his heart and tell him that.”
I've been watching a bunch of reviews for about the movie from various YT'ers and I've gotten a good chuckle out of it.

Drummer version of Corridors of Time

Drummer version of Corridors of Time
I wanted to share this on the blog, because I mentioned that Corridors of Time is one of my favorite tracks from Chrono Trigger. Here are some other covers I haven't posted before.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Tekken 7: Lucky Chloe


Tekken 7: Lucky Chloe
Yes, this sort of character caused an uproar in the Tekken and Video Game community recently. Not too surprisingly, this cute anime-ish character is causing some outcry.
From YouTube Comments, ((Mobarak AlShamsi: I feel you man! How could those monsters include a character that you have a choice not to play as! ))
Thank you. Are people so butthurt over Tekken taking the piss out of those fans that dress up in Japanese animated characters and being cute all the time? Or are people considering this game to be sexist? I'm not sure yet. Please tell me people don't have a problem with her “sexy” outfit given the Dead or Alive series is far-far worst.
Allegedly, one of the programers has tweeted that North America will not have the “honor” of getting Lucky Chloe. Instead, we'll be getting ((He described the typical Western character as a "well-muscled, skin-head [with a] very powerful attack... ))
Yep, that's what I want; an all dude game with all dudes. (sarcasm) Actually, two of my favorite characters from Tekken are female.
People are saying he's just trolling people.
I hate Jar-Jar, so I just avoided those episodes of The Clone Wars that featured him. I'd do the same thing if I played Tekken 7. I know people are making the claim that “she doesn't add anything to the Tekken franchise”. Uh, half the characters in Tekken are strange or cute things.
Now, if you want to talk about useless. Capcom purposely put a character so bad and under powered in their SF games all the time. And, people try to beat the game with this useless character all the time. He also happens to look like Steven Seagal. 


 

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Beyonce: 7/11

Beyonce: 7/11
I don't think she talking about those convenient stores that sell you 40oz beers and lottery tickets. Or, maybe she is...
 Okay, the song is total shit. I mean it is robotic clapping shit that Beyonce is way above because she actually knows how to sing. And, this is just catering to the crowds that like this shitty version of hip. Why are people in this form auto-tuning, which really distorts the voices of the singers? How did this get popular?
It is just another song that gives you instructions into how to dance. Thanks, but no thanks, Beyonce. It just repeats over and over again. 
 Now, the video is actually not that bad. It probably has to do with Beyonce shaking her well-formed booty and seeing the other dancers bounce around in their underwear. Is the video “sexist”? I don't care, I like it.
Is this what good-looking women do when they have a sleepover? 


Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Guy gets “knocked the f' out”

Guy gets “knocked the f' out”
Actually, the guy that did the knock out appears to have done one of those wrestling punches. You know, the open hand arm attack.
The part that really shocks me is the friend of the knocked out dude just walks away from his friend. What a way to look out for your bro, dude. I also like that one woman comes into frame and looks, “Yep, he's knocked out.”
You don't have to fight the other guy, but at least make an attempt to help the guy on the floor.
The guy knocked out is in really bad shape. From Local 10.com, ((Hussein was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital's Ryder Trauma Center, where he remains in a coma. Police said he suffered bleeding to his brain. ))
Yes, the man is in a coma. WTF?
This of course happened in Florida.

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Sony Leaks: Someone doesn't like Adam Sandler that much..

Sony Leaks: Someone doesn't like Adam Sandler that much...

 Sandler might be the George Lucas of comedy. Meaning he's lost his touch, but still makes movies.
I didn't want to link to Gawker, but damn they have some highlights from some of the leaked memos from Sony's hack (I am not sure why they're not in trouble with Sony over printing the links, but anyway...)
It seems Sony is very upset with its contract with Sandler's company. And, it's not really making much money from his movies, plus all the strange demands put on the studio. I also should note that through their Marvel deal with Spiderman, they don't see any profits from merchandising.
I'll probably get a takedown notice while Gawker stays clean.
From Gawker, ((Need to improve the creative staff in Motion Pictures. Seems like we just reboot old product instead of coming up with new ideas like the Hunger Games. We need new fresh ideas that can drive franchise product. Go out and hire the best. ))
This makes sense, plus their Spiderman reboot isn't working as well as they thought. It might be time to either link up with Marvel's movies and share or release their hold on the character. Spiderman works better when he's part of a bigger universe.
From Gawker, ((Be more focussed and ruthless in directing our resources to businesses that will sustain the long term health of SPE - networks, broadcast TV shows, new movie franchises, digital distibution By the same token, stop or reduce support for areas that have no more value (Sandler movies, DVD) ))
This might be a noting Disney's success with their newly bought brands.
Then there's the Sandler jabs...
((we continue to be saddled with the mundane, formulaic Adam Sandler films. Let's raise the bar a little on the films we produce, and inspire employees that they are working on the next Social Network. ))
Very funny. Even they know that Sandler's films are lazy and formulaic now. At this point, Sandler does nothing but shit and demands to film in tropical locations so he can hang out with his friends. Plus, you throw in sports people that movie people cameos and loaded product placements. (Popeye's Chicken is actually a plot point in Little Nicky)
((but then upper management allows certain talent and filmmakers to bleed us dry with their outlandish requests for private jets, wardrobe and grooming stylists - and are surprised when they are asked to work more than 5 hours to promote their film. ))
Gee, I wonder who they're talking about?
((yet we only release a dozen or so Columbia Pictures a year, for example. And will we still be paying for Adam Sandler? Why? ))
Nice. This puts a smile on my face. When is Hollywood going to stop making his movies? And, why are they always over budget? These are supposed to be comedies, which usually means they don't cost that much to make. Something doesn't add up here. And, I am glad Sony is finally realizing this.
((However, the studio needs to change deal structure that has been in place with Happy Madison, as this arrangement has disproportionately benefitted Adam Sandler and his team, relative to SPE. ))
I'm guessing Sony is taking much of the risk and Sandler is making most of the money. Get out of this deal with Sandler people. This needs to stop.
((Have you read the SEC annual report? Disney will make $300M on Spidey merchandise this year alone. We won't! ))
And, this is other side of that deal with Marvel. Spiderman can still be merchandised and marketed outside the movies. Thanks to video games and Marvel action figures. The Spidey movies act as free ads for Marvels comic book based versions of Spidey. They might not have a say in the movies,

Samurai Cop 2: I guess we're getting another one

Samurai Cop 2: I guess we're getting another one
 I wasn't sure there was enough people out there to make it a crowd funding thing, but here it is. It met his goal and more in the kickstarter fundraiser. The first Samurai Cop movie was a “cult” hit and a notoriously bad movie. The reason I even discovered they were doing another Samurai Cop movie was because I was rolling around Lexi Belle's Twitter Page and came across a crew photo. (What was I doing on Belle's Twitter page? Research?) My first thought was, “Wait, they're making another one?” 
The first movie was infamous for being a bad movie...a really bad movie. 
The Shaq Fu and Samurai Cop 2 kickstarters just go to show that you can put anything up for crowd funding. I am not knocking it, but fascinated by crowd funding. Shit can get funded.
The follow up movie has a bunch of pornstars and character actors from the b-movies from the 90s...plus, Tommy Wiseau . Yes THAT Tommy. The best part is they literally found and dug up Mark Frazer, the SC's jive talking black partner, and had him reprise his role. Keep in mind, Frazer pretty much closed shop after SC1 and did one episode of Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman before SC2.
 
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