Top Six Hate List
I usually do five people, but this week has had its fair share of D-bags and mean SOBs.
6 Ojani Noa: Do you know the name? Nope, he was one of Jennifer Lopez's ex-husbands. Mr. Noa is letting out his inter-douche bag and trying to release some sex tape of J-Lo. Listen, you know me. I'm all about people in comprising positions on sex tapes and pictures, but this guy is being a complete and utter d-bag. He's only doing it to get money and not wanting to work anymore. You're not doing it to get back at her, you're trying to get rich. Trust me, I'd love to see J-Lo naked and on film, but not because of this D-bag. All you have to do is read his Wiki page. The former waiter has been trying to sue her for years, I guess J-Lo forgot to leave him a tip. In addition, he's been trying to get a Tell-All book off the ground, but J-Lo keeps blocking him. At this point, Noa, we're all J-Lo-ed out. He should be forced to listen to her dance music for ten days as punishment. (hey, I like waiting for tonight!)
5 Armond White: This is the a-hole that enjoys writing a negative movie review only because he likes to stand out in a crowd. When Roger Ebert uses an Internet term to insult you, (a troll) you know you’re an a-hole. Check out Mr. White's funny quotes in this blog post! He loved Mr. 3000, but hated District 9 and Star Trek. Mr. 3000 is only slightly below average movie. There isn't anything bad about it, but it is just rather boring. Oh, did I mention he thought Little Man was a deep comedy?
So, why did I pick White to be on the list? He spewed his hate toward the critically supported film “Precious”. It feels more like an attack on the producers and makers of the film than the actual movie. He makes far-fetched connections that FOX News would be jealous of. (("Not since The Birth of A Nation has a mainstream movie demeaned the idea of black American life as much as Precious." )) White, you are allowed to have any option you want, but you can't compare Precious to Birth of a Nation when you gave Little Man such a positive grade.
4 Joe Jackson: Ever since his son Michael Jackson has died, his abusive father has tried get money out of MJ’s estate. MJ has always said he didn’t want his father to get his money, but that hasn’t stopped Joe Jackson from trying though. MJ’s will clearly states that. Did Joe Jackson really ever care about his son? I can’t take any man that still dresses like 1940s pimp in 2009 anyway.
3 Levi Johnston: Knocking up a Palin daughter doesn’t mean you have the right to be famous. I’m getting tired of seeing that nut commercial and that he’s posing for Playgirl. Well, he has K-Fed to look up to.
2 K-Fed (Maybe?): If he’s a father again. He’s knocked up two women, and has four children. It’s like he finds a hot girl ruins her and then moves on to the new model. He’ll wreck Victoria Prince too; she’ll end up looking preggers like him. I get the feeling he’ll leave her if she pops out a baby. Rumors are he got her Pregnant.
1 Michael Lohan: This guy just doesn't get it. He's the reason Lindsay Lohan is the complete mess that she is today. Let's just stop writing stories about him and let him disappear like Joe the Plumber.