Bacon Donuts:
Really?
I went to the
local gas station this morning after work. I went inside to get some
maple donuts. I noticed something truly disturbing. I encountered
Maple Bacon Donuts. Really, America. Aren't we fat enough as it is?
Now let's combine two things into a nasty combo.
My face
contorted into pure disgust. I looked over to the woman working at
the station who was sweeping. “Did someone actually buy some of
these bacon donuts?” I asked.
She nodded.
“Yep, I sold three of them today. I don't get it myself.”
“I guess
people will put bacon on everything.”
Come on, people.
Certain things shouldn't be crossed. Black Republicans, Techno
Country music and ice cream pizza. Bacon should never cross into the
doughnut world. I'm all for integration unless it comes to meat and
pastry products. I don't want my fried chicken mixed with my
birthday cake.
Heck, I hate
when people use pineapples as toppings on a pizza. Yuck.
Let's stop this
bacon mixing shit before it gets out of hand.
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