Farts: Now I
know and knowing is all the battle
Actually, I
don't like the smell of my own farts. As I've written before, I
think my farts smell worst now than they did 20 years ago. Plus,
they're longer and more powerful in sound. Everything else seems to
get weaker on our bodies, but the farts keep getting stronger.
BTW, I love how
old people will cut a fart and not give a total shit (literally?)
about it. I was behind an old man in a Kroger store and he just kept
ripping farts as he walked down the aisle. It was as if the farts
were a propulsion system for him.
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