Thursday, March 26, 2009

Steven Seagal is the man

The main reason Steven Seagal sucks and is cool at the same time…

Back in his “Out for Justice” days, he would have merely jumped into the chopper and took it down with his bare hands.

Here, an overweight Seagal waddled out of his ride and shoots down a damn chopper with a handgun. What? He’s so out of shape that he doesn’t even move anymore and it is all done with slow motion.

Now, how does he kill the main bad guy in this clip and how does the guy bleed on the wall?

Man, he’s just sleepwalking through all his scenes.

By the way, just how did he get out this exploding truck in this scene below?

Teleportation or poor editing combine with no stunt double?

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