Billy Mays vs. Vince Offer II Shamwow vs. Zorbeez
The War has begun.
They’re both just rags to me.
Taken from popularmechanics.com,
((In a radio interview on Feb. 10, 2009, infomercial superstar Billy Mays claimed that the popular Shamwow has trod on the turf of Zorbeez, a super-absorbent towel he promoted in a separate infomercial about two years prior.))
They tested the two rags and Shamwow came out on top. I think this has something to do with the fact Xenu is a friend of Vince Offer. The power of Xenu is strong with this little overpriced dish rag.
Taken from their site,
((The Zorbeez measures 19-1/4 x 27-1/4 inches. The Shamwow, at 19 x 23 inches, soaks more despite its smaller size. A cold-water rinse of the beer-soaked rags caused heavy saturation of the Zorbeez, but the Shamwow sprung back after wringing and seemed to have already shed most of the moisture. Dry times in the sun proved otherwise—after 5 hours in cool air, the Zorbeez had become dryer than the damp Shamwow, though neither clammy rag felt ready for storage. After one use, the Zorbeez began shedding fibrous blonde tufts, while the Shamwow retained its rubbery integrity. Both products smelled awful.))
So, they both smell bad. Making a product that is supposed to clean smell bad in the process, brilliant.
Zorbeez seems to fall apart when it is washed. Or at least that’s what the complaints say. Hey Shamwow has some complaints too.
So, how did Vince end up in all this mess? Well, he made this shitty movie called the Underground Comedy Movie. And it pissed off some people in Scientology and it led to him fighting Mays.