What in the heck is this? It appears to be a really bad bible rap based on the very dirty song Baby Got Back. It’s bad in a Chuck Norris acting kind of way.
seriously i'm really impressed by this video because the phrasing and words are damn near perfectly timed. wow. now it's cheesy YES. but not bad - i guess that is alot like Chuck Norris...
But then again : Did you know that chuck Norris's tears cure cancer? Chuck Norris just never cries. Ever.
Lol, yeah he does seem to match up the words exactly right. it makes me wonder if he just doing this as a goof.
Anonymous said…
that video is creative embarrasment. i remember seeing it a couple years back and shook my head at the pure cheesiness of it...about as embarassing as walker:texas ranger
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but not bad - i guess that is alot like Chuck Norris...
But then again :
Did you know that chuck Norris's tears cure cancer?
Chuck Norris just never cries. Ever.
paul