Jack Venice

Porn Star gets himself into a little trouble.

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3634368&page=1

On the job training?

((PULLMAN, Wash. - An actor featured in dozens of hard-core sex films has pleaded innocent in the reported rape at a Washington State University sorority house and has been released after posting bail.))

Trust me the story gets even crazier than this. Just wait to you read the part about the lady and her super hearing. Did I mention he was a Pornstar?

((Reid, a Texas native and Iraq War veteran, has appeared in 86 hard-core sex films, according to The Internet Movie Database's Web site.))

I guess he’s still serving his country right now with those videos.

((Kyle Schott, 23, a Washington State student, told officers that he watched as Reid "spooned" with the victim and touched her as she slept, according to court papers. Schott said he handed Reid a condom, and the victim said she believed the sound of a condom package being opened may have awakened her, court documents said.))

There are so many things wrong with this story. I don’t know where to begin. First off, why is a pornstar hanging around a sorority house? Is he trying to get laid? Doesn’t he have enough sex on his job? I mean he’s has it all the time. Why go to a sorority house and try to pick girls there? I just don’t understand it.

Second; so this girl was asleep and the creepy guy spooning her didn’t wake her up, but the sound of a condom wrapper ripping opening woke her up? Maybe it sounded like a train horn. I’m not saying she’s a liar; I just want to know the facts.

Bonus info

Here are some stupid promotional videos from his recruitment stuff. Could these be connected to his arrest?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ziVWfA5-x94

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qzM6Dpyr-w4&mode=related&search=

Hmm, I already hate this guy.