Dr. Phil=fart knocker

Dr. Phil has just realized that he let one rip on the air.

Dr. Phil is a douche bag, he just isn’t fully aware of it.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/PainManagement/wireStory?id=4100226

Yeah, I can’t stand this guy at all. I don’t know why people feel the need to listen to what he has to say. He just seems phony and full of himself. Well, this whole Britney Spears thing seems to have brought out the true nature of this fartknocker.

((Dr. Jeffrey Sugar said of the 26-year-old Spears. "But there's a difference between being detained involuntarily for psychological treatment and being forced to endure Dr. Phil involuntarily."))

I loved the ‘being forced to endure Dr. Phil’ remark. It’s like a virus that famous people contract. I love that Britney was clear headed enough to tell Dr. Phil to go away. I’d react the same way if this guy blasted into my room unannounced, yelling at me about self-help. How about I self-help my fist to your face, Phil?

((But in the end even McGraw, never too shy to blurt "What were you thinking?" to a troubled guest, seemed to agree that putting Spears or her family and friends in front of the cameras wasn't wise.))

Then you have him trying to make an episode out of this whole incident with the family of Spears. This was poor timing, Phil. For all we know, Spears will take the entire audience hostage.

What really pissed me off about Dr. Phil were those weight loss books. How can you come out with a book about weight loss when you’re fat too?

I just wish Dr. Phil would take a short walk off a long pier…or is it the other way around…

Next book title: Just Give Me Your Money!