The Razzie Award winners...
Because I am more
into the Raspberry Awards than the Oscars, I will do a post about
the “winners” of this award. I am more into people's failure
than successes. I think people get too full of themselves and start
overlook their flaws. Plus, we know it's more fun to piss on a turd
anyway.
Worst Picture: Saving
Christmas (Samuel
Goldwyn) : Kirk Cameron's little baby of a film. Somehow,
he's managed to make a more far worst than his other religious based
movies. However, The
Legend of Hercules is probably a worst movie. I sat through
Legend and that movie is a flaming turd. I think the Razzies hated
Kirk even more. I can understand that.
Worst Actor: Kirk
Cameron in Saving Christmas as Kirk/Himself
: Adam Sandler might be a bad actor sometimes, but he wasn't that
bad in Blended. Blended was more of a boring movie with only one or
two funny moments. Plus, he had to add his sports stuff in there too
with Shaq again. However. I think Kirk is a bigger ass than Adam or
Cage. Cage looked bored in Left Behind. Kellan
Lutz is just a block of wood.
Worst Actress: Cameron
Diaz in The
Other Woman and Sex
Tape as Carly Whitten and Annie Hargrove :
Another Cameron, this time a Diaz. Yes, I saw Sex Tape and got
halfway through The Other Woman before stopping, which is the reason
I haven't wrote a review. She's really bad in both movies. However,
I think Other Woman made a lot of movies, which probably should piss
off feminists even more than 50 Shades of Gray.
Worst Supporting Actor: Kelsey
Grammer in The Expendables 3, Legends
of Oz: Dorothy's Return (voice only), Think
Like a Man Too and Transformers: Age of
Extinction as Bonaparte, Tin Man, Lee Fox and Harold
Attinger : Damn, the man's been busy. He actually gets points
though for showing up for a cameo in the new X-Men. Shaquille
O'Neal deserves it for being Shaq in everything. He stinks up
everything even Good Burger. Some say Kiefer
Sutherland deserves it too. If he says “damn it” or “get
down!” in a movie or series he's alright in my book.
Worst Supporting Actress: Megan
Fox in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as April
O'Neil : Okay, fine. She might be hot as hell, but there is not
much else there. You would think they'd find someone much smarter to
play one of the more important geek girls from this era of pop
culture.
Worst Screen Combo: Kirk Cameron and his ego in Saving
Christmas : I'd put “Kellan Lutz and either his abs, his
pecs or his glutes in The Legend of Hercules ” in the
running too. Actually, Lutz is the male version of Fox.
Worst
Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel: Annie
(remake of the 1982
film with the same name) : Completely
unnecessary, but I hated the original one too. Did anyone even bother
seeing the remake? This was one of Will Smith's pet projects right?
Was it worst than Atlas Shrugged part 3?
Worst Director: Michael
Bay for Transformers: Age of Extinction
: Yes, I can see that. I gave up on the Transformers movies after
part 2, and this is coming from a guy that grew up watching the old
show. Bay has ruined the franchise for me until someone forcefully
removes him from the series. Bay has turned a nerd franchise into a
the Mountain Dew version of TF.
Worst
Screenplay: Saving
Christmas (written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey)
: Wait, there was a script?
The Razzie Redeemer Award: Ben
Affleck (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Gigli
to Oscar
Darling for Argo
and Gone
Girl) : Yeah,
Ben has turned himself around. I am not sure about the Batman thing,
but the movies he makes on his own are pretty good. I liked Argo.
It's a long way from Jersey Girl and Gigli to Gone Girl.
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