Charlie Brown goes to Rehab (no no no)

Charlie Brown goes to Rehab (no no no)

He's thinking about Snoopy.

From Fox News.com, ((Peter Robbins, the original voice of Charlie Brown on the Peanuts TV specials, was sentenced to one year in jail for threatening his former girlfriend and stalking her plastic surgeon, The Associated Press reports.))

Special: You're going to jail now, Charlie Brown.

Good grief. What is this world coming to when even freaking Charlie Brown is going to rehab. Who was he stalking? Lucy van Pelt or Patty? I don't remember the special where Charlie Brown threatened Lucy and followed her around. Then the special ended with Brown going to jail. This sounds more like Chris Brown not Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown certainly has changed. He going to rehab for “addiction to alcohol and prescription medications ” says Fox and the AP. I guess the drugs fueled his stalking ventures.

The best part about this story is the Judge got a little cute with his remarks. From Dail Mail, ((‘If I can borrow a line from 'Peanuts,' sir, I'm going to grant probation. If you adhere to those terms, you won’t go to prison. So, don’t be a blockhead.’))

You really had to rub it in?  

How many Charlie Brown jokes can we throw into a story?  

 Charlie Brown realizes he'll be back home just in time for cornflakes.  

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"Hey, kids, do you know the word Rehab?"