Sunday, February 02, 2014

The Golden Raspberry Nominations Part 3

The Golden Raspberry Nominations Part 3
The end.
After this scene, people in Hazmat suits gathered up the sheets and burned them at high temperatures.  Never has there been a larger collection of bugs and STDs ever. 
Grown Ups 2 : The first one made a lot of money back in the day. What is interesting is Adam Sandler usually doesn't do sequels to his movies. I believe this might be his first true sequel. However many of his films do happen in the same shared universe. I am not making this up. Characters from some of movies will show up in other movies.
The Hangover Part III (Warner Bros.) : After watching the second one, I really had no desire to watch another one. I actually loved the first one, but the second one was just a carbon copy. I am just glad to see this franchise finally end.
The Lone Ranger (remake of past Lone Rangers): Maybe this will work as a gritty cable tv show instead of a big movie. However, Hell on Wheel struggled
Scary Movie 5 (The Weinstein Company) : This one should win. End this series. The spoof genre has been f'ed out thanks to the cheap movies of late like Date Movie and Disaster Movie.
The Smurfs 2 (Columbia/Sony Animation) : Who knew that a watched up show from the 80s would be so huge to make at least two sequels? Of course, I am joking. Everything that was popular in the 80s is being commissioned for a movie franchise. I feel old.
Worst Director 
Worst than his role in Steel or Freddy Got Fingered?
 Dennis Dugan for Grown Ups 2: He started out as a TV director on some impressive shows from the 80s and 90s. I am not making this up. It was around the 2000s when it turned to crap. The Benchwarmers I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry You Don't Mess with the Zohan and Jack and Jill.
Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas and Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor : I am still waiting for Madea goes to Oz or Space.
M. Night Shyamalan for After Earth : Is M Night is still planning on making that Airbender 2 movie? Has After Earth destroyed even that dream? He might actually be done now. Then again I heard he's working with Bruce Willis again.
The 13 people (Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner, and Jonathan van Tulleken) who directed Movie 43 : That's a lot of people.
Gore Verbinski for The Lone Ranger : Did you know that he was tasked with directing BioShock the movie? I remember reading the stories. It all fell through. I still am not sure a movie version can work. Oh, and I enjoyed the first two Pirates movies.
Worst Screenplay
After Earth (screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and Gary Whitta, story by Will Smith): From what I read, this was really Smith's story from the get go and MNS and Whitta just fleshed it out.
Grown Ups 2 (screenplay by Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy and Fred Wolf) : There was a script...a plot? The first one didn't have one. Whenever Adam's character has a lot of sex or hot wives, then it was mostly written by him. He has to be the alpha male. That seems to be a big difference between his later work and his early stuff.
The Lone Ranger (screenplay by Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, story by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio and Justin Haythe, based on Lone Ranger by Fran Striker and George W. Trendle) : When you see this many writers attached to a script, the ones that are credited, there has to be a problem in the production. We're not even talking about the ones that probably did unofficial rewrites. Keep in mind an entire subplot was removed from the movie before filming started. It was about werewolves.
Movie 43 (written by Steve Baker, Ricky Blitt, Will Carlough, Tobias Carlson, Jacob Fleisher, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Claes Kjellstrom, Jack Kukoda, Bob Odenkirk, Bill O'Malley, Matthew Alec Portenoy, Greg Pritikin, Rocky Russo, Olle Sarri, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro, Jeremy Sosenko, Jonathan van Tulleken and Jonas Wittenmark)

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