Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Golden Raspberry Nominations Part 2

The Golden Raspberry Nominations Part 2
Worst Supporting Actor
 Chris Brown in Battle of the Year as Rooster: Yeah, Brown really “beat out” a lot people for this role. All jokes aside, did anyone even see this dance movie? Aren't these hip-hop dance movies out of style?
Larry the Cable Guy in A Madea Christmas as Buddy: People, stop giving this one trick pony work. First that Pixar movie and now this thing. Stop just stop, Larry. I hope he wins because he might actually show up to receive the award.
Taylor Lautner in Grown Ups 2 as Frat Boy Andy : This guy is still acting?
Will Smith in After Earth as Cypher Raige : Again, I like Will Smith when he not hawking his crazy religious beliefs and his talentless children. However, having M. Knight and the smell of Battlefield Earth on your movie simply doesn't help. And, where was your rap song tie-in? Wiki Wild Wild After Earth.
Nick Swardson in Grown Ups 2 and A Haunted House as Nick Hilliard and Chip the Psychic (respectively): Crap, talk about a guy that is constantly unfunny, yet still gets a lot of work. This guy is really bad. He's like the poor man's Jamie Kennedy.
Worst Supporting Actress
Stick to making shitty dance music.
Salma Hayek in Grown Ups 2 as Roxanne Chase-Feder : I love me some Salma. She is one hot number, but she isn't helping her cause by showing up in Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2. She'll probably win because I think she's gotten a few nods years before. This woman is amazing.
Katherine Heigl in The Big Wedding as Lyla Griffin : Having a diva like attitude without the talent will hurt your career. Now, Heigl is starring in cough medicine ads on TV. Heigl career is really bad and this is another misstep. She really needs to use a phoenix down on her career.
Kim Kardashian in Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor as Ava : Someone told her she was an actress. Sorry, people spend years just to get rejected for parts. Remember, she's done one of those really bad spoof movies as well and she was terrible in that as well. I hope she wins this as well.
Lady Gaga in Machete Kills as Third Face of El Chameleon : No one saw Machete Kills. It went through the theater with little to no fanfare. I liked the first one but didn't bother to see this one. Why was Gaga in this?
Lindsay Lohan in InAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5 as Herself and Herself (respectively) : When she's spoofing herself and still does a poor job, it might be time to hang it up for a while. She IS the joke now. Remember her early roles before she got drugged up ugly?
Worst Screen Combo
The entire cast of Grown Ups 2 : Just an excuse to hang out with friends and balloon the budget up to 80 million dollars. This is really a sticking point for me. Comedies are supposed to be a way for studios to make back their money on bigger projects. I just want to know where the money was spent. Then you throw in those endorsements as well.
The entire cast of Movie 43 : Not sure why anyone sign up for this train wreck.
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5 : Yeah, you're scraping the bottom of the bowl for this shit. Two of the most set-centered drunks in one movie, how can it go wrong?
Tyler Perry and either Larry the Cable Guy or that worn out wig and dress in A Madea Christmas : It might be time to give the Madea franchise a rest for a while.
Jaden Smith and Will Smith on planet nepotism in After Earth : Shit just got real, yo.

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