The Golden
Raspberry Nominations Part 2
Worst Supporting
Actor
Chris
Brown in Battle
of the Year as Rooster: Yeah, Brown really “beat out” a
lot people for this role. All jokes aside, did anyone even see this
dance movie? Aren't these hip-hop dance movies out of style?
Larry
the Cable Guy in A
Madea Christmas as Buddy: People, stop giving this one trick
pony work. First that Pixar movie and now this thing. Stop just
stop, Larry. I hope he wins because he might actually show up to
receive the award.
Taylor
Lautner in Grown
Ups 2 as Frat Boy Andy : This guy is still acting?
Will
Smith in After
Earth as Cypher Raige : Again, I like Will Smith when he not
hawking his crazy religious beliefs and his talentless children.
However, having M. Knight and the smell of Battlefield Earth on your
movie simply doesn't help. And, where was your rap song tie-in?
Wiki Wild Wild After Earth.
Nick
Swardson in Grown
Ups 2 and A
Haunted House as Nick Hilliard and Chip the Psychic
(respectively): Crap, talk about a guy that is constantly unfunny,
yet still gets a lot of work. This guy is really bad. He's like the
poor man's Jamie Kennedy.
Worst Supporting
Actress
Stick to making shitty dance music.
Salma
Hayek in Grown
Ups 2 as Roxanne Chase-Feder : I love me some Salma. She is
one hot number, but she isn't helping her cause by showing up in
Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2. She'll probably win because I think she's
gotten a few nods years before. This woman is amazing.
Katherine
Heigl in The
Big Wedding as Lyla Griffin : Having a diva like attitude
without the talent will hurt your career. Now, Heigl is starring in
cough medicine ads on TV. Heigl career is really bad and this is
another misstep. She really needs to use a phoenix down on her
career.
Kim
Kardashian in Temptation:
Confessions of a Marriage Counselor as Ava : Someone told
her she was an actress. Sorry, people spend years just to get
rejected for parts. Remember, she's done one of those really bad
spoof movies as well and she was terrible in that as well. I hope
she wins this as well.
Lady
Gaga in Machete
Kills as Third Face of El Chameleon : No one saw Machete
Kills. It went through the theater with little to no fanfare. I
liked the first one but didn't bother to see this one. Why was Gaga
in this?
Lindsay
Lohan in InAPPropriate
Comedy and Scary
Movie 5 as Herself and Herself (respectively) : When she's
spoofing herself and still does a poor job, it might be time to hang
it up for a while. She IS the joke now. Remember her early roles
before she got drugged up ugly?
Worst Screen Combo
The entire cast of
Grown Ups 2
: Just an excuse to hang out with friends and balloon the budget up
to 80 million dollars. This is really a sticking point for me.
Comedies are supposed to be a way for studios to make back their
money on bigger projects. I just want to know where the money was
spent. Then you throw in those endorsements as well.
The entire cast of
Movie 43 :
Not sure why anyone sign up for this train wreck.
Lindsay
Lohan and Charlie
Sheen in Scary
Movie 5 : Yeah, you're scraping the bottom of the bowl for
this shit. Two of the most set-centered drunks in one movie, how can
it go wrong?
Tyler
Perry and either Larry
the Cable Guy or that
worn out wig and dress in A
Madea Christmas : It might be time to give the Madea
franchise a rest for a while.
Jaden
Smith and Will
Smith on planet nepotism in After
Earth : Shit just got real, yo.
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