Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey No more!!!

I think something did bounce up into his undercarriage ____________________________________________________

New movie: The Adventures of Dumb and Stupid: A Fairy Tale

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Ha ha ha ha
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Simpson and the dork of a husband split

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20051124.wjessica1124/BNStory/Entertainment/

Comment: Nick and Simpson call an end to their dreadful marriage (and hopefully to anymore reality shows). This is a wonderful Thanksgiving gift to me. Why am I hating on their misfortune? It’s because they decided to put their love life on TV.

I am sure Nick married her for looks and money, and he later realized she’s dumber than he is.

Now, if we can stop her sister from performing that’ll be great.

((“After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,”))

In other words, Nick got sick of hearing her voice.

((This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other.”))

Uh, they didn’t make this statement someone with smarts wrote this up.

((“Hopefully mine and Nick's story will continue for the rest of our lives, like what we vowed, through sickness and in health,” said Simpson, who famously professed that she remained a virgin until she got married.))

Okay…

Anyway, Happy T (Thanksgiving everyone!)