Bewitched

Bewitched

To put it simply, it sucked…big time.

The movie is about a real Witch, played by the robotic Nicole Kidman that wants to start a new life without using magic. She stumbles across a washed up actor (Will Ferrell, unfunny) that thinks she would be prefect for the remake TV show Bewitched. She joins the cast and the rest is history. Well, not really, but the movie is so bad that I just forgot the rest of the plot. You know what, it doesn’t matter either.

Most of the blame for this trash should be directed toward the writers of this bad movie. Someone thought it would be clever to make a un-remake-remake of the old show Bewitched. What we get is an unfunny movie that tries too hard to be cute. It doesn’t work, none of it.

Kidman with her pale skin and mono voice seems like she’s trying to channel the dead spirit of Data the android. While I generally find Ferrell a funny guy, he’s not funny here. Neither is the rest of the bloody cast.

The plot becomes so goofy that the movie literally resets itself. (No kidding). The story jumps along from one goofy storyline to another without much transition (Kind of like this review).

Well, I’ve run out of things to say…boy…this is very awkward. Well, okay I’m going to the bathroom now, uh bye…

Grade F+