6 You must always have an overweight black woman that has sassy attitude. This is a must, the more eye-rolling she does the better the movie. Louder and ghetto the better for the movie.
7 There must be a Mexican standoff somewhere in the movie. All the people with guns must pull their guns out at the same time and point them at each other. With the Han Zimmer music pumping out, we get a close up of someone’s face and see sweat dripping down. Then they all open fire on each other and all hell breaks loose. This leads us to the next one…
8 There must be at least one guy that fires his guns while leaping in the air. Nuff said.
9 Slow Motion must be overused throughout the movie. When People step out of their car, you must use slow motion. Before a huge gunfight, slow motion must be used. When someone is running with explosions going off around him, there must clips of him doing it in slow motion. This is a must.
10 Fast editing cuts all the time. No shot shall last longer than 3 seconds, because we must cut away to another shot in the same scene for no reason. Continuity will be thrown out the window, but that doesn’t matter, because it looks cool.
Follow these rules, and you’ll be making a Bruckheimer film in no time.
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