Friday, August 26, 2005

What do you do after you catch the fly with chop-sticks?
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Daniel’s girlfriend broke up with him after this movie.

Five years later, Daniel’s girlfriend would find another boyfriend named… McFly
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I could say something dirty about this picture, but I won’t…
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Elisabeth Shue: “Why are you crying?”

Daniel: “Because after this, my career is in the crapper.”

Elisabeth: “Well, there’s always My Cousin Vinny.”

Daniel: “Why do you think I’m crying?”
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Daniel: “Is this where Sanford and Son live?”

Miyagi: “Live next door, aye.”
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This scene is from the 2nd movie, but was filmed for the first one.
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After the 20th Night of the Living Dead movie, the director just stopped trying…
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Miyagi: “Daniel-san, you should really get use to doing the wax on, wax off method.”

Daniel: “Why? Is it because you want me to learn a new Karate move?”

Miyagi: “Nope, because after your acting career tanks, you’ll need to learn how to wash cars for a living, chump.”
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Not Daniel-san, just some dork trying be like him.
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“Try my Face to Foot style.”

2 comments:

Jeff said...

Oh man, Elisabeth Shue was such the hottie back then. Heck, she might still be, if she were still mainstream.

Semaj said...

Yeah, she really was cute. She's had a better career than Daniel-san.

 
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