John McClane for Prez

Forget Bush, Forget Clinton, I say we vote for John McClane (Die Hard movies) in the next Presidential election. Think about it, nobody has killed and dealt with more terrorists than John McClane. This guy is tougher than any president we’ve ever had.

Here are some reasons why he should be President…

~He likes to ask questions and shoot first.

~He’s blown up a building, a chopper, boat, and a plane.

~He’s seen more fire fights than Clinton and Bush combined.

~He admits that he’s an alcoholic.

~He doesn’t always get along with his wife.

~He’s a cop you idiot!

~No one has killed terrorists in such a brutal way as he has.

I can see the campaign slogan: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

Who will be his Vice President? Jack Bauer, of course.