John McClane: “How long can Karl Rove hold his breath underwater?”

Sam Jackson: “Who cares?”

John: “Think anybody will miss him?”

Sam Jackson: “Hell no!”
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Caller: “So what’s favorite scary movie?”

John: “Armageddon, Hudson Hawk, The Bonfire of the Vanities, Look Who's Talking Too…”

Caller: “Enough, I’d rather talk to your Jedi friend over there.”
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Jack Bauer is known as a hero in the US, but now he takes on the most Shameful job ever…Vice President.
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Sound Bites for the Media

No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Welcome to the party pal.

As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.

Comments

Jeff said…
I'd vote for him, but Jack Bauer should be Secretary of State.

I take it back. McClane should head the FBI. President should be Morgan Freeman. VP? Mary McDonnell. (The Prez on Battlestar Galactica.)
Friday, August 26, 2005 10:54:00 PM
Semaj said…
Morgan Freeman sounds good, I forgot about him. He's playing another prez in a upcoming movie
Saturday, August 27, 2005 6:43:00 AM
Jeff said…
Forget being president, Morgan Freeman even nailed being God Almighty Himself!
Sunday, August 28, 2005 1:42:00 AM
Semaj said…
Yeah, he owns that role, too
Sunday, August 28, 2005 7:40:00 PM
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