John McClane: “How long can Karl Rove hold his breath underwater?”
Sam Jackson: “Who cares?”
John: “Think anybody will miss him?”
Sam Jackson: “Hell no!”
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Caller: “So what’s favorite scary movie?”
John: “Armageddon, Hudson Hawk, The Bonfire of the Vanities, Look Who's Talking Too…”
Caller: “Enough, I’d rather talk to your Jedi friend over there.”__________________________________________________________
Jack Bauer is known as a hero in the US, but now he takes on the most Shameful job ever…Vice President.__________________________________
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No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
Welcome to the party pal.
As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.
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4 comments:
I'd vote for him, but Jack Bauer should be Secretary of State.
I take it back. McClane should head the FBI. President should be Morgan Freeman. VP? Mary McDonnell. (The Prez on Battlestar Galactica.)
Morgan Freeman sounds good, I forgot about him. He's playing another prez in a upcoming movie
Forget being president, Morgan Freeman even nailed being God Almighty Himself!
Yeah, he owns that role, too
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