This
is a story about a woman and a motorcycle
From
the Huffington Post, ((A
Florida woman is being fingered for lewd and lascivious behavior
after allegedly masturbating on a motorcycle in her garage, while the
door was open.
))
Really
smooth move there, Huff Post. I am usually the one making the
charming puns, but you “slid right” in and “beat” me to it.
Damn it. Yes, this happened in Florida...again. It is like the
mixture of heat, George Zimmerman, the drug trade, turtles and old
folks really brings the collective crazy out of people.
I
would be shocked by this story if it weren't for Rule 34.
Basically,
this Katherine lady
was found masturbating inside her garage on top of her motorcycle.
In front of the neighborhood...with the door open.
From
the Smoking Gun,
((Another
Pine Cone Trail resident, Nicholas McRay, told cops that he also saw
the woman masturbating while sitting backwards on the motorcycle.
McRay, 45, said that “there was kids around and he yelled at the
Defendant to shut the door.” The woman, McRay added, “got up and
shut the garage door.”
))
It
is not know if she finished her “waxing”. Anyway, I've heard of
men doing this sort of thing, but not women usually.
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