Wolf Blitzer: Never mess with a man with two cool names

  Under that exterior is a man of fiery passion and powerful anger.

Wolf Blitzer

Never has two names sounded better together since “Buttered Popcorn” “Corn Dog” and "Moderate Republican" .

Yeah, he looks like your science professor (the one that gave you an C-). However, you have to give his parents props for naming him Wolf with a last name Blitzer. He sounds like one of those special GI Joe figures you mailed off for because you couldn't get him in the store. 

If he was in the WWE, he wouldn't have to change his name.

While it sounds like his name is fake, it is actually real...as far as his wiki is concerned.

Do you want to know something cooler about his name? From his Wikipedia, ((Zev (זאב) is the Hebrew word for "wolf" and Barak (ברק) is the Hebrew word for "lightning" (which in German/Yiddish is Blitz). ))

That means his name is Wolf Lightning, which sounds like a Metal Gear Solid character.

Yeah, he'll show you the situation room.  Once he knocks you out!