There has to be a word that crosses Cute and Hot, and I'm not talking about the old guy either.
Come on, old dude, don't pull the Hover Hands at this moment. This is probably the best thing you're going to ever see in your twilight years. Touch those hips.
By the way, what is wrong with the camera? Was the camera being dropped as it was taking the photo? Was the cute/hot chick and the old guy going into warp speed just as the camera was being flashed.