Bradley Cooper: “Why are you laughing? Do you realize we’re both in this shitty movie?”
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Worst Screen Couple
Any two (or more) Jonas Brothers (as themselves) in Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience: I’d like to see these guys win. But it probably won’t happen.
Sandra Bullock (as Mary) and Bradley Cooper (as Steve) in All About Steve: This could very well be the winner. I’d like to see Bullock on stage to accept it, like MC said.
Will Ferrell (as Rick) and any co-star, creature or "comic riff" in Land of the Lost
Shia LaBeouf (as Sam Witwicky) and either Megan Fox (as Mikaela Banes) or any Transformer in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: Megan Fox really needs to be put in her place, and this would be a nice way of doing that. She has zero chemistry with Shia, but I not sure if she is to blame for that. Fox does need to go away.
Kristen Stewart (as Bella Swan) and either Taylor Lautner (as Jacob) or Robert Pattinson (as Edward Cullen) in The Twilight Saga: New Moon: I still haven’t seen any Twilight footage except for the glittering vampires.
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra : Again, not a bad movie, and it is five times better than TF 2 movie. I wonder if this is just a sweeping attack on the director.
The Pink Panther 2: I can’t bring myself to even rent this movie yet. Despite the first movie being a hit, they didn’t even bother bringing back the first movie’s director. Did I mention the director of PP2 is directing the The Karate Kid remake? Oy…
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: Again, critics have a hard-on for attacking Michael Bay, yet he deserves a lot of it. I’m hoping this movie will win, but the movie below on the list will get them more attention if it wins.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon: Probably will win, but I heard this movie was better than the first movie.
Worst Director
Michael Bay for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: He might just pull out the win because of the hatred for this guy.
Walt Becker for Old Dogs: Hey, I’ll just make the same damn movie I did before and make it sound like Wild Hogs in the title.
Brad Silberling for Land of the Lost
Stephen Sommers for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: Someone has a hard-on for Mr. Sommers.
Phil Traill for All About Steve: Everyone tells me not to bother seeing All About Steve, but I have to see how bad it is.
Worst Screenplay
All About Steve (written by Kim Barker): Kim, you should lower your head in shame.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett; story by Michael B. Gordon and Beattie & Stephen Sommers, based on the comic book by Larry Hama):
Land of the Lost (written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas; based on the television series created by Sid and Marty Krofft)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (written by Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman): Yes, part of this team also wrote Star Trek (2009) too. You know something was wrong with the story when Orci and Kurtzman announced they were leaving the franchise before the 2nd movie was even released. The screenplay is a total cluster-f’ in everyway. What were they thinking?
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg; based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer): Stephenie Meyer does deserve to get recognized for her “wonderfully fabulous” vampires, but screenplay is always a different animal.
I’ll go over the worst of the decade in another post.
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