One of the worst toys I ever received when I was a child was Play-doh. Like many things that were aimed toward kids, Play-doh had many varieties of colors. I created many things with that doughy substance, red turds and yellow turds. The best part was when you forgot to place the top back on the Play-doh can and the next morning you would have a completely different substance: Hard multi-colored crust.
Play-doh Lame Level: 4
Bonus points for getting it in the rug: 6