Smoke

Because Russell Crowe is such an ass…

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-04/04/content_559330.htm

Comment: Yeah, they may have taken it too far, but Crowe is still an ass.

((The Oscar winner reportedly smoked cigarettes after each song with his band the Ordinary Fear of God at SkyCity and sometimes during songs in breach of New Zealand's Smokefree Environment Act, which bans smoking in bars, restaurants and casinos.

A 'shocked' Becky Freeman, director of the Action on Smoking and Health (Ash) organization, was quoted by the Herald as saying, "So he's above the law because he's a celebrity or something? Just because you're Russell Crowe doesn't mean you can do whatever you like." ))

If it says No Smoking, then you don’t smoke, and even when you’re a Roman General (Sorry, a Gladiator joke.). Now, the better question is why is anyone actually going to a Russell Crowe concert?