~Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Can we banish them to the forbidden zone with the three villains from Superman II? Words can’t express my hatred of these two assholes. Neither one of them has an ounce of talent, yet they headline the news. Then we have this fake divorce drama every few days.
~Katie Holmes working again?: Scientology-Babymaker Katie Holmes seems to be returning to higher profile movies. I personally thought Holmes made a bad career move when she literally got in bed with Church of Xenu and Tom Cruise. When she left the Batman franchise for the shitty movie Mad Money, I knew she had completely lost her mind. She has a new gig in an Adam Sandler movie called Jack and Jill. Plus, she’s going to be in bigger movies coming up too. I just want to know when she will have enough of Xenu?
~Westboro Baptist Church: These people are crazy, and you have to see this guy interview these crazy protest. He even asked an “Edward or Jacob” question, brilliant.