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Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal

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Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal “Smooth Criminal” is the Michael Jackson song that works both on the page and on stage. During MJ’s transition to following the trends of the 90s instead of leading them, he created this break out song. Jackson wrote and composed this song, while Quincy Jones produced it. In my opinion, the Jones and Jackson era was MJ’s best work. MJ seemed to move away from the influences of Jones' work in the later 90s. Originally, MJ wrote the song back in 1984 under a different title “Al Capone”. “Al Capone” was intended for a Bad album release, but it never made it onto that album. So, MJ re-wrote it into what we hear in Smooth Criminal. I love to get my hands on the Al Capone demo version of “Smooth Criminal”. MJ had envisioned the music video/movie as an old school Western, but later changed his mind. I think the song works better with the 30s setting anyway, considering that the song originally was called “Al Capone”. Random Notes on the video ~MJ’s suit i...

FF7: Cosmo Canyon Cover

FF7: Cosmo Canyon Cover Even in the original game, the Native American influences were there. I really like this cover version of the song. The drums really are the best part of the original song.

Lobo: The Animated Series

Lobo: The Animated Series Lobo is one of those characters that non-comic book fans don't really understand or get. From the DC Universe, Lobo was intended to be a parody of many of Marvel Comics' anti-heroes from the 90s. He basically went around killing other bad guys and causing trouble for other superheroes, mostly Superman. He would just show up on Earth just to kick Superman's ass in some issues. He even fought Wolverine and lost in the DC/Marvel crossover. He later claimed Professor Charles Xavier paid him to take the fall. The flash video above is loosely based on a proposed Lobo Animated Series. WB passed on the series. I personally believe this series in in continuity with the rest of DCAU. While Brad Garrett voiced the character in Superman TAS and Justice Leag ue, Kevin Michael Richardson d id the voice for the web-episodes. Steven E. Gordon did the character designs, and you can check them out here. They're very interesting when co...

Janet Hubert-Whitten morphs into Daphne Reid: The firing of the first Vivian Banks.

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Janet Hubert-Whitten morphs into Daphne Reid : The firing of the first Vivian Banks . Fresh Prince of Bel Air inconsistencies : Some of these I don’t remember. But, I remember them replacing Vivian Banks (Janet Hubert) with another actress that looked nothing like her. Daphne Maxwell Reid was a bit heavier and light-skinned, while Janet Hubert was skinny with a dark complexion. At least they could have casted someone that looked like Hubert. So, why was Janet Hubert-Whitten fired from the show? Will Smith and Hubert-Whitten were at odds with each other. They clashed a lot on the set. From Will Smith , (("I can say straight up that Janet Hubert wanted the show to be |The Aunt Viv of Bel-Air Show' because I know she is going to dog me in the press ... She has basically gone from a quarter of a million dollars a year to nothing. She's mad now but she's been mad all along. She said once, |I've been in the business for 10 years and this snotty-n...

Hipster vs. Redneck

Hipster vs. Redneck He wants his f'ing cheeseburger. I can't believe this redneck went crazy wanting his cheeseburger. I like that his friend did the countdown and left his butt there. Speaking of butts, just wait till you see him get into it with a Hipster. This is the best fight ever.

Bobby Brown “Every Little Step”

Bobby Brown “Every Little Step” Speaking of Bobby Brown, I remember hearing one of his songs in GTA. I was like, “I had totally forgotten about most of his songs with the exception of his work in New Edition and that Ghostbusters II song. The song is clearly set during the beginning of the New Jack Swing age just like many of Bobby Brown's songs from his Don't Be Cruel album. Notes ~The women wearing the skin-tight, black, mini-skirts are pleasing to the eyes. I also like that the damn video opens with the three women! We know where the mind of the director was focused on. We also get shots of the camera zooming in on the girls’ asses. Very classy. ~I also like the oversized letters in the background that tell us the name of the video. As if we’d forget. ~Put a damn under-shirt on, Bobby. ~Like the Wiki says, I do remember people doing the dances preformed in the video. ~The Gumby hairstyle is really bad. Sorry, Bobby. ~The Album version has people talki...

Training videos...(90s?)

Training videos ... Well, that was certainly strange...in a New Jack Swing Era kind of way. I love that the guy singing in this video is giving it all his best, when you consider that he's just doing it for this shitty training video. Yeah, the song is silly, but it is still better than anything Kesha has come up with. I wouldn't be surprised if this video is still being shown in training classes at Wendy's. So, how did this video come to be on the internet? Strange Randy, the person that posted the video, left this comment: (( My friend worked at Wendy's when he was 16.  Before he quit he stole this training tape. He gave it to me and I put the songs on YouTube. I am very happy everyone is enjoying them so much. Thanks for watching. )) Soft Drinks Never have I found soft drinks more arousing than this training video. I love the really bad ad-libs in the middle of the song. BTW, did they sample Bobby Brown's “Don't be Cruel” beat ?

Biking While Black…(Part 2 of 2)

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So, there I was standing between two polices cars with my bike parked on the street. I stood there and was just upset about the whole thing. Mixed with anger and nervousness, I decided to sit down on the curb and just rest, because I wasn’t going anywhere. I had planned on going through the Highlands over to U of L and then back to the Riverfront Park, but that plan was shot. “Well, I am a student and I work,” I said, as if that made a difference. “We’ll check on your info,” the policeman said. He began to talk on his radio as he held my ID. He went inside his car and brought out a sheet of paper and began to write down stuff on it. I’m not even sure what he wrote. We had some small talk while we waited for the radio guy to respond back. But, the tension was still there. I should also note that they were as nice as can be given the circumstances. I can tell these cops probably took racial sensitivity classes, because they seemed to be holding back. You...

Jay Leno proves once again why he's not funny...

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Jay Leno proves once again why he's not funny... Leno was at a club and told this lame joke about Mel Gibson. From Radar.com , (( "That Mel Gibson, huh? What a mess. Mel Gibson actually had an uncle who died at a concentration camp... yeah, really," he told the crowd. The audience remained silent, as Leno repeated: “Yep, died at a concentration camp.” )) I'm not attacking the subject matter, but the fact he goes for a far-reaching joke that dates back to the 1940s. Way to keep it current, Jay. Plus, there is a goldmine of Mel Gibson jokes you can get away with and he picks this one. Then, he adds this little gem at the end. ((After a few more seconds pause, he sniped: “Yep, he fell out of the guard tower, drunk!” )) What? Who in their right mind would pay to see this guy do standup? Don't worry, we'll make more...

Random Stuff

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There is nothing wrong with purple hands right? _________________________________ Random Stuff ~ Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag : Can we banish them to the forbidden zone with the three villains from Superman II? Words can’t express my hatred of these two assholes. Neither one of them has an ounce of talent, yet they headline the news. Then we have this fake divorce drama every few days. ~ Katie Holmes working again ?: Scientology-Babymaker Katie Holmes seems to be returning to higher profile movies. I personally thought Holmes made a bad career move when she literally got in bed with Church of Xenu and Tom Cruise. When she left the Batman franchise for the shitty movie Mad Money , I knew she had completely lost her mind. She has a new gig in an Adam Sandler movie called Jack and Jill. Plus, she’s going to be in bigger movies coming up too. I just want to know when she will have enough of Xenu? ~ Westboro Baptist Church : These people are crazy, and yo...

Sonic Rush: Wrapped in Black!

Sonic Rush: Wrapped in Black! I really like hearing this song. It seems strange to hear “Too Black, Too Strong” in a Sonic game, but it is all good. I tried looking around for where they got the sample “Too Black, Too Strong”. It’s not confirmed, but some say it’s taken from Malcolm X, but I' not sure. I also like how they use the Stereo sides with the voices. Here are the different sides of the song separated. Right Left