Matthew Clemmens: Pukeminator (A Phillies’ fan vomited on off-duty police officer and daughter)

Yes, ladies, he's single.

A Phillies’ fan vomited on off-duty police officer and daughter…

I generally am not a huge fan of sports or sporting events, but my biggest gripe comes from the actual sports fans. They can be rude, crude and ready for food. They will spill their beers on you and shout out f’words and other strange things.

But this story takes it a step further. From New York Daily News, ((A Phillies fan vomited on a dad and his 11-year-old daughter during a game at Citizens Bank Park this week - and the angry dad says the foul mouth did it on purpose.))

Throwing up on someone trumps spitting on someone.

Here’s the best line in the story. (("I turned around and looked at him and saw the most disgusting thing," said Michael Vangelo, an off-duty cop attending the Wednesday night game with his two daughters and the older girl's boyfriend. ))

I think he was actually talking about the way the guy looked and not the fact he was trying to make himself barf. He looks like he can upchuck an entire sea of puke.

So, why did this turd decide to puke on an 11-year-old girl and her dad? ((Swearing led to spilled beer, and eventually one man hawked up phlegm that got onto Vangelo's daughter's hooded sweatshirt. The off-duty cop was fed up, so he called security over and had the spitter thrown out.))

Who are these guys? Cavemen, Pirates? Matthew Clemmens, the puke guy, got mad and decided to take things into his own hands.

Really, who throws up on an 11-year-old girl? What a piece of crap.

Like any sane person would do, the Pennsylvania cop beat the troll up. Clemmens found himself in jail, where is still is today.

But wait there's more! I went on Facebook and discovered three pages supporting and against him!