Random Junk (in the trunk)

Random Junk (in the trunk)

~R. Kelly finally ‘discharges’ from his wife. And, they said it would last. (Snicker, snicker) He and wife have divorced after 11 years of marriage. Good thing about divorces is you don’t have give the hubby and wifey gifts and cards. Now, R. Kelly can go about his business of peeing on anyone he wants...hold on...that didn't come out correctly, damn it. I'm surprised she kept up with his ways this long. Is Kobe next?

~Remember Lisa Bonet? She was the loopy chick from The Cosby Show. She was the one they kept giving second chances to, and she kept screwing them up. (She was even the star of the show A Different World, which was a spin off from the Cosby show, and she left after the first season.) It looks like she birthed a kid and she of course gave the kid a loopy name.

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa: Yep, that’s the little kid’s name. Will he get beat up in school? Probably not, because most people won’t know how to pronounce his name. Get this, he’s has a 20 year old half-sister. This kid is screwed.

His older sister will be able to buy him liquor

~Someone decided to ask for dating advice, and someone else gave some brilliant answers.

RBX is my hero, I will worship the Internet ground he stands on.

here are a couple of them

“What winks and makes love like a panther?” then wink at her.

“Here's my phone, call your mum and tell her not to wait up.”

I also like the reaction from the poster below RBX. BTW, don't get dating advice from someone from Yahoo Answers.