Paris Hilton of the Caribbean: At Jail's End

Paris Hilton free…

I’m not going to say much, but Heidi Nyburg pretty much sums up my feelings.

http://www.layercake.net/2007/06/07/paris-hilton-is-released-from-jail/

I personally think they should hire Akon to guard her yard, and throw her back into her house if she gets loose.

So the rich have a different set of rules?

I’m guessing she was released because of a certain ‘outbreak’ she has from time to time.

Note: Only Paul will get the Pirates joke in the title,

Comments

Heidi Nyburg said…
Dude! The judge is pissed that the Sheriff let her out. She has court at 9am Friday. She's totally going back! It's the Kukla Fran and Ollie show!!
Friday, June 08, 2007 2:17:00 AM
Semaj said…
That's very good news
Friday, June 08, 2007 6:04:00 AM
Anonymous said…
lol got the pirate joke. and it is official, she's going back to jail. i've heard she either had an outbreak or a nervous breakdown. i can see the outbreak with her lifestyle, i'm sure her body has it's own reality series, SURVIVOR:STD, and each week one STD will prevail over the others. ok ok, that's cruel lol. but i can also believe the nervous breakdown, just because she's the brat. she's like Princess Vespa in Spaceballs, "It's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!" either way, she's going back, and hopefully this stays final!

paul
Friday, June 08, 2007 4:36:00 PM
Semaj said…
Paul, this is great news indeed. I heard she was crying the entire time.

STD reality show sounds like an interesting concept.
Friday, June 08, 2007 5:27:00 PM
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