Life lessons from TV

Okay, I’m desperate for some House Witches.

Things I’ve learned from watching TV

1) All housewives are horny little sluts that will bang the first young guy (Pool guy/pizza guy/ Plummer/) that comes to their door. Thanks Desperate Housewives.

2) All terrorist threats can be solved within one day, and by one man. Thanks 24

3) Witches can be extremely hot. Thanks Charmed

4) I’ve learned that just because it’s a spin off of a really popular sitcom doesn’t mean people will watch. Thanks Joey

5) Tori Spelling gets uglier by the second. Thanks, uh, Tori (?)

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