Bill: “Yes, what do you want? I’m watching Cosby Show reruns in the other room.”

Albert: “I don’t know how to say this, but I want my money back.”

Bill: “Say again?”

Albert: “I paid good money to go see that crappy movie Leonard Part 6, and I want it back NOW!” Posted by Hello

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