I went to a Chinese restaurant a few days ago. After eating tons of food, I received a fortune cookie. I snapped open the cookie, as if there was gold at the center. In fact, the strange magical pieces of papers in the center should be worth a gold chip. With these nuggets of wisdom, you can learn Chinese and get an insight into life.
Here is what my fortune said; Fearless courage is the foundation of Victory.
Now I know a new Chinese word, Student=Xue-sheng!
When I really think about it, I want to become Fortune Cookie writer. Here are some I want to write up.
1 If you’re reading this fortune, you suck.
2 Hey you, yeah you. See that hot woman over there at the table, well she likes you. Nah, I’m just joking.
3 Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
4 Don’t read this fortune, it’s cursed.
5 Your girlfriend is cheating on you right now.
6 That shirt you’re wearing is ugly, don’t ever wear it again.
7 You are about to get some bad news.
8 Buy stock in Fortune Cookies. Trust me on this.
9 Boxers or briefs?
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2 comments:
lol!
thank you so much, i'm glad I made someone laugh. Thanks for dropping by.
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