Lando: “I just received a letter from a Joel Schumacher, saying I’ve been recast by Tommy Lee Jones. This can’t be right, how can the films be connected then?”

Joel Schumacher shouting from the crowd: “Who cares! When they see the Batmobile driving up an apartment complex, they’ll forget about Continuity. Think of all the Neon Lights I can put on this set. Tim Burton, can I take over now?”