Porkins decided to cut the cheese in the alley, hopping no one would notice the enormous fart cloud behind him.
Obsession Dating
A Blind Date __________________________
I’m not a fan of blind dates and I’ve had friends attempt to ‘fix me up’ with someone they know. And, I always say nope I don’t do blind dates or ‘fix me ups’. The chance of there being an awkward time is usually 75%. I say meet someone on your on terms. Anyway, I came across this little gem from the old show Blind Date. The woman in the clip is called Kara. But most people will know her as Obsession, a pornstar. For some reason, she’s billed as an underwear model. And she claims she’s a student. (Is this a stock answer for strippers and pornstars?) The guy in the video appears to not know her true identity. I guess he doesn’t have the Internet in his house. He doesn’t have a clue. I’d be one happy guy if I saw her stepping up to my door. Due to her interesting past, every answer she gives him has a completely new meaning. The best one is when he starts to ask her, “Have you been with a woman?” She pauses ...
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