Worst movies I've seen

Since all my blogging folks have done one, here are the bad movies I’ve seen.

100 Whiteout (2009)
99 Glitter (2001): Mariah Carey trying to act is just laughable. I think the girl can sing, but she can’t act. Avoid this movie.
98 Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005)
97 Boat Trip (2003): Crap on a boat. Crap and crap.
96 All About Steve (2009)
95 Lost Souls (2000)
94 The New Guy (2002): Dumb as movie with no real plot even for a comedy.
93 A Sound of Thunder (2005)
92 Babylon A.D. (2008): I liked it when it better when it was called Children of Men. This is the Fast and Furious version of Children of Men.
91 Surviving Christmas (2004)
90 Dragonfly (2002)
89 Basic Instinct 2 (2006): This movie is an embarrassment to all involved. Plus, you get to see Sharon Stone naked even though we don’t want to. There was no reason for this movie
88 Kaena: The Prophecy (2004)
87 Testosterone (2003)
86 Pavilion of Women (2001)
85 Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006): Oh, Shut up, Larry. I hate you.
84 Thr3e (2007)
83 Doogal (2006)
82 Supercross: The Movie (2005)
81 Extreme Ops (2002)
80 Big Momma’s House 2 (2006): And, now they’re making part III. Please make them stop.
79 The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002): Holy crap, this is really bad. The studio held onto this movie for years before releasing it to the theaters. They knew it was crap.
78 Deck the Halls (2006)
77 Date Movie (2006): It has that cute Band Camp Girl. That’s the only good about this movie.
76 Johnson Family Vacation (2004): Not a bad movie, but it is a direct rip off the Vacation movies from the 70-80s.
75 Son of the Mask (2005): Screw everyone involved in this stupid movie. I hate this movie so much.
74 Envy (2004): This is another movie that sat on the shelf for a while.
73 Gigli (2003): I hate the actor that played the handicapped kid in this movie. J-lo has a nice ass and Ben Affleck sucks at acting, that’s all you need to know.
72 Broken Bridges (2006)
71 College (2008): Saw this a few weeks ago. Don’t even pick it up for the nudity.
70 New Best Friend (2002)
69 The Cookout (2004): Didn’t really care for this one.
68 Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie (2004)
67 The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
66 The Fog (2005)
65 Swept Away (2002)
64 Corky Romano (2001)
63 Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005)
62 Serving Sara (2002)
61 Good Luck Chuck (2007)
60 The Perfect Man (2005)
59 88 Minutes (2008)
58 Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
57 Godsend (2004)
56 Because I Said So (2007)
55 The Celestine Prophecy (2006)
54 Harry And Max (2005)
53 Modigliani (2005)
52 The Bridge of San Luis Rey (2005)
51 Fascination (2005)
50 Dirty Love (2005)
49 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)
48 BloodRayne (2006)
47 Soul Survivors (2001)
46 Material Girls (2006)
45 My Baby’s Daddy (2004)
44 Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009): Avoid this one at all costs.
43 Darkness (2003)
42 House of the Dead (2003)
41 Zoom (2006)
40 Down to You (2000)
39 Miss March (2009)
38 Happily N’Ever After (2007)
37 Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)
36 The Whole Ten Yards (2004): The first movie was a nicely done dark comedy with a R-rating. Plus, you got to see Amanda Peet naked. This one is PG-13 and turns to the goofy side of things.
35 Deal (2008)
34 The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008)
33 Delta Farce (2007)
32 Deuces Wild (2002)
31 The Covenant (2006): Think Harry Potter but with CW Network actors. At one point these warlocks (?) make a car fly into the air and one person shouts, “Harry Potter can kiss my ass!” This movie can kiss my butt.
30 Fear Dot Com (2002)
29 Bless the Child (2000)
28 Rollerball (2002):
27 Battlefield Earth (2000): Great, the “fictional” account of Scientology. I’ve ranted about this piece of shit movie for years. Space aliens that want nothing more than gold? Couldn’t they just make their own with all the vast elements throughout the cosmos?
26 Kickin’ It Old Skool (2007): This movie is so badly directed and written that I find Jamie Kennedy’s other rapper film Malibu's Most Wanted slightly better. Skool has nothing to offer funny or otherwise.
25 Meet the Spartans (2008): Frank Miller did a better job spoofing himself with the Spirit.
24 Texas Rangers (2001)
23 The In Crowd (2000)
22 Disaster Movie (2008)
21 Epic Movie (2007): I can’t believe how bad this one is. They don’t even try.
20 Crossover (2006)
19 Half Past Dead (2002):
18 The Master of Disguise (2002): The turtle scene was funny, but this is probably one of the worst SNL starred films out there.
17 Twisted (2004)
16 Daddy Day Camp (2007): Anything with Daddy and Camp in it has to suck. This was directed by that main kid from the Wonder Years.
15 Alone in the Dark (2005)
14 Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009)
13 Constellation (2007)
12 Killing Me Softly (2002)
11 Merci Docteur Rey! (2002)
10 Witless Protection (2008)
9 Redline (2007)
8 3 Strikes (2000)
7 Strange Wilderness (2008): There are some funny bits, but nothing adds up to anything worth seeing. They kind of forgot they were making a movie.
6 Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5 National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers (2004)
4 King’s Ransom (2005)
3 Pinocchio (2002)
2 One Missed Call (2008): Killer cell phones that call you with the sound of your own death. It is the Grudge with cell phones, and I’m not making that up. Throw in a lame PG 13, and you have a shitty movie.
1 Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)