Wednesday, October 28, 2009

A woman offers sex for World Series and finds herself arrested for it.

A woman offers sex for World Series and finds herself arrested for it.

Wow, thank you so much Philadelphia vice squad for arresting a woman for 'prostitution'.

From CBS news,

((they say the 43-year-old suburban Philadelphia woman posted an ad on the Web site Craigslist in which she described herself as a "gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan" desperately seeking Series tickets, according to CBS station KYW-TV in Philadelphia.))

Sounds normal enough right, but wait it gets freaky. Read on,

((Price negotiable - I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other ))

Yes, she offered her body for tickets to the big game.

Here's where it gets stupid. The cops actually set up a damn sting to arrest her!

((What sealed the deal was when an undercover officer responded to the digital ad, and Finkelstein allegedly offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for the coveted tickets. Police did not say precisely what this Phillies fanatic was willing to do to see her beloved team play the Yankees.

No, Finkelstein didn't get the tickets. Instead, she was arrested and charged with prostitution, and got her face plastered across television -- and on Crimesider. ))

Uh, I'm no crime expert, but this is merely a woman acting like a slut. If this is considered prostitution, then every groupie wanting to get backstage is a prostitute as well and every girlfriend that wants her mate to buy her some after she offers sex is a hooker too...at least by Philadelphia PD laws.

Are there like other crimes the police could be cleaning up? How about that wonderful crime rate? Going after a 40 year old woman posting about sex on Craigslist isn't exactly CSI or Law and Order type of detective work. I call this the reverse balloon boy thing because now the cops are wasting their own time with this.

It's like a three-headed man bopping for apples. He's going to catch some apples.

Best part of this story, she has a facebook! And, I am almost certain she just changed her profile picture after this story broke. I think the picture was different. Look at her embarrassed expression. Plus, she had the exact same hairstyle in the profile as her mugshot. I have to say I like her taste in TV shows. (True Blood and Hung)

Tell you the truth, I don't think she's half bad being a 40 year old and all. Hmm, I am single and I could get her some Comic Book Convention tickets. I'm halfway tempted to send her a friend request. (Just Joking)

4 comments:

MC said...

I am thinking about that WoW story about the woman who wanted to get a mount, and she did so buy letting a dude mount her.

OK, that was a crude pun, but it got to the heart of the matter.

Semaj said...

Wow, that take true devotion to the game to let some sweaty fanboy make love to her for something in a virtual world.

Is this something we're going to see more of? (I hope)

MC said...

Here is the screenshots

Semaj said...

OMG That was priceless. I love reading her first thread and then laughed my ass off with the second one.

Funny thing is she is easy on the eyes too!

 
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