Dale Peterson: Best campaign ad
I love this ad.
I love the fake cowboy music and that he’s riding a damn horse in the
ad. Plus, he yells at his likely voters
by saying. “Listen up!” Peterson is
almost like a living WB cartoon character.
-Bet you didn't know that: No, I didn't know that.
-“They don’t give a rip”: Yeehaw
-What was the deal with the close-up on the damn
horse?
-Uh, illegals bused in by the thousands: Isn't done by the farmer people for cheaper
labor anyway? Don’t play lip service.
-You show a rifle in your ad. You really want to get that cowboy vibe down
don’t cha?
Now, what’s funny is Dale got caught shoplifting.
In reality, he just had to shit really badly. It seems restrooms and old men don’t get
along. From AP
News, ((Peterson said he rolled his
shopping cart past the cash registers, parked it outside the restroom, and got
stopped by store security when he emerged from the restroom. He said he never
left the store, and he didn’t know it was considered shoplifting “once you pass
the cash registers.”))
I believe him.
It is not like he was pulling a Winona Ryder. Just show your crazy ad to the court.
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