Courtney Stodden:
Reality
Talentless doesn't even begin to explain the sheer
shit-brick that is Courtney Stodden.
She represents everything that is wrong with fame today. She is only famous for marrying the dude from
Lost and The Green Mile. With her fake over-sized boobs and dreadful singing, she is the mutant lovechild of Paris and
Kim K. Because she is banging a guy that
produces music, she thinks she can perform music. Don’t buy this song.
Her latest song is not only offensive to hear, but
to common society in general. Congress
should drum up a measure to ban this song and only this song from the country or
the world. Honestly, the music in this
song “Reality” causes me great harm. I
actually have to turn it off after 30 seconds before I can listen again. It is really that bad. I am honestly grimacing as I watch this trite
over and over again for review.
This might be the worst song I've heard ever.
The poor electronic sound is so bad that is might be
worse than the robotic ramblings of Courtney Stodden. Again, like As Your Friend, the
electronic beat just sounds like something a computer farted out of its USB
port as byproduct. There is a moment
when a counter-beat shows up and sounds like a Commodore 16 videogame.
Cournty Stodden’s voice is so distorted by the auto
tune that it sounds like EDI from Mass Effect.
There is nothing real in this song, not even Stodden’s voice. At a certain point, her voice goes up a pitch
and it somehow makes the song harder to listen to.
The song is fluff and not good fluff. This is just a marketing tool to try to make Courtney
Stodden into a star. Yet, what she doesn't realize is that you have to have talent.
And, this song proves that she doesn't any. It is overproduced music that you can’t even
dance to because of the strange distortions.
I hate this turd…I am talking about the song, but I
can see why you would get confused.
Here’s the best part, her YouTube channel has
disabled the like/dislike button. Gee, I
wonder why?
The Nerd isn't the only thing fake in this video...
Notes
-Lamest rooftop party ever: Really? You could only get a handful of hipsters to
fill out the “party”. Also, it looks
like it’s going to rain. You might want
to bring that “party” inside.
-A Nerd in name only (NINO): I love that the party slut picks the good-looking
nerd and grinds on him, rubbing him like a magic lamp. He’s no nerd.
Nerds have intense body odor and even scare away the sluttiest of
sluts. I’m calling bullshit.
-Great Green Screen…not.
-Note the people walking into the shots where
Courtney is being paraded through the street.
Some people are minding their own business (one guy is putting money in
the meter). Except for one dude that
walks up to the shot and gawks at Courtney.
It’s kind of funny.
-Watch as she dry humps the “nerd”: Does she want his WOW account info?
Grade: F-
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