Golden Raspberry Awards.

F’ the Oscars, I’m more interested in what films won in the Golden Raspberry Awards.

You learn just as much about movie making from bad movies as you do with good movies. I love when a Rich Slut, A Former James Bond, and Former Funny Man can all win awards. This is a great country where even the failures receive awards. (Did New Coke ever receive a reward?)

Anyway, here are some of the winners, uh losers.

Worst Picture: The Love Guru: While there were certainly far worst movies out there, I do think this should knock down Myers’ ego a bit. So, that way he can grow out of his 90s mode and into funnier things. But, the animated VO work will keep his bank fat.

Worst Actor: Mike Myers: Didn’t he win for Cat in the Hat too? You who else was in Cat in the Hat?

Worst Actress: Paris Hilton: She won for her wonderful performance in The Hottie and the Nottie, it is a movie I still haven’t seen. With all the bad press over her two movies, she still hasn’t gotten the drift that people don’t want her to act. She’s rumored to be in Pedal to the Metal.

Worst Supporting Actress: Paris Hilton again!: Has anyone seen Repo: The Genetic Opera? Sounds like a delightful little film.

Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan: Mama Mia: I haven’t watched this one either. I like Brosnan. However, when you do movies like Death Train and the sequel Night Watch, you’re just asking for a razzie.

Worst Director: Uwe Boll: Come on, this guy will win a razzie every year. Btw, you Must read MC's post about an upcoming Boll movie that will even shock the most seasoned critics. At this point, Boll is shoveling crap by the pound.

Btw, within the first link make sure to watch Boll's video response to the Razzie Awards. BTW, why is he in Sudan? Do they want him there? At this point, every country should ban Boll.

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