more terms

Even more fun with terms

Election erection: 1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide. 2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

Comment: I Think more than half the country had an Election Erection. So, does that mean we had erectile dysfunction for 8 years? So what was the treatment for the dysfunction? Hold on, I’m looking into this a little bit too much.

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bike-sexual: Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

Comment: So, who gets on top? Is it the bike or the dude? Do you make love with the bike engine on or off? Where does your ‘tool’ go?

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crop dusting: farting while walking; walking while farting;

Comment: I like this one a lot. I’ve done this many times. Every time I let one rip, I pray no one follows behind me. If what I’m doing is crop dusting, then I must be a freaking 747 or Airbus. I’ve dusted many crops in my time.

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Faux Five: When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.

Comment: I hate the concept of High Five. But, I hate the fake High Five even more. You do it or you don’t. People were doing the Faux five during the Roman Empire days.

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Joe the Plumber: The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future. Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.


Comment: Great, this guy has his own entry on the Urban Dictionary. Then again, so do I, yet a certain cheerleader, who takes off her clothes, doesn’t.

In a battle, who’d win between Joe the Plumber and Joe Six-Pack?

Answer: It’s a trick question. We’d all lose.