Friday, December 08, 2006

The Spice vs. The Klump

What the hell is going on with this Eddie Murphy and Mel B thing?

It would seem like Eddie has finally realized what everyone else knew from the get-go, that the former Spice Girl is a little loopy.

((According to TMZ.com, the actor was asked on a Dutch TV show this weekend if he was happy with the pregnant Melanie, to which he responded, "You`re being presumptuous, because we`re not together anymore. And I don`t know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn`t jump to conclusions, sir."))

This sounds like the plot line to The Nutty Professor III: The Next Generation. But, I have to say this; this whole thing is far more interesting than watching I Spy, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, and Bowfinger combined. Make this into a movie.

((Murphy already six children, five with Nicole, and one from a prior relationship, and Brown has a daughter from her short-lived marriage to dancer Jimmy Gulzar.))

Sorry, Eddie, but couldn’t you claim this kid too, considering you have a whole flock of children?
Looking at this picture, that whole picking up a Transvestite hooker makes sense now.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just heard about this. Mebbe Eddie doesn't wanna claim the 7th kid because he has no $ anymore?!

Anonymous said...

It is sort of odd that that hooker was dead within a year of that incident, isn't it?

Semaj said...

@ Mayren: You maybe right, because after looking at his movies since 89, most of them have been really bad. I'm sure his Pluto Nash money dried up.

MC: It like one of those 'don't ask don't tell'. It reminds me of that whole thing with William Shatner's wife.

 
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