Monday, December 11, 2006

Carey vs. Carey

Carey vs. Carey

The world is a strange place and this lawsuit just makes it even stranger. Mariah Carey (Glitter) is suing a Pornstar by the name of Mary Carey.

((Singer Mariah Carey, best known for her astounding voice, which can cover all the notes from the alto vocal range leading to those of a soprano, will reportedly take legal action against a similarly named porn star to prevent her from trademarking the similar name 'Mary Carey'.))

Mariah, do you really think a Pornstar will take record sales away from you? Why are you threatened by her, she looks nothing like you, but there is a Pornstar by the name of Mariah Cherry that looks like Mariah Carey’s twin, but you don’t see Mariah going after her. Just do a google search on Mariah Cherry and you’ll see the resemblance (be prepared for offensive pictures).

(("It's kind of funny because I'm a porn star and I've been being myself for a long time. I think she's being silly," said Mary Carey - real name Mary Cook - to IMDb. Her lawyer David Beitchman also expressed his bewilderment: "My first thought was, does Mariah Carey realize what her lawyer is comparing her to and are they seriously concerned? Do they seriously think the fans are going to be confused?"))

Mariah should be suing the people that talked her into doing the movie Glitter instead. I think Mariah is just mad that Mary Carey is a better actress than her…not that I’ve seen any of Mary’s work, cough, cough.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How to tell the difference between Mariah Catey and Mary Carey:

One has cleaned Howard Stern's toilet twice with her hair and one hasn't.

Semaj said...

Has Mariah ever been on Howard's show.?

Anonymous said...

Mary Carey did very poorly on a couple of IQ tests while on his show and as part of the wager, she was forced to clean his toilet with her hair. Twice.

Semaj said...

Wow, and she ran for governor. Then again she was also up against Arnold and Arnold from Different Strokes

 
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