Jared: “Before I got skinny, I used to look like a Subway Car, Really kids.”

Kid 1: “Have you ever eaten a Subway car?”

Jared: (Pauses and thinks about it for a second) “Yes, I have.”

Kid 2: “With or without passengers?”

Jared: “Both.” Posted by Picasa

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