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Please tell me this is real. I am not going to post it here, but click on the link to see the very cool photo .It reminded me of my Star Trek plate story, but this is cooler.

DePaul Incident: My Thoughts This is a message from a black man to Black Lives Matter. First off, I probably don't agree on most things that Milo Yiannopoulos believes in or stands for. Second, some people seem to not understand that he is a troll and a big troll at that. I only agree with him 15% of the time, but he has the right to speak and go to any college that permits him to go and speak. What these protesters did at DePaul was shameful. This goes beyond Trigglypuff... When I saw the Black Lives Matter group storm into Milo event, I got angry...pissed. Not because I agree with everything Milo has to say, but the fact BLM shut down a paid event. They threatened and baited the people on stage. “What you gonna do?” This is not debate, argument or discussion. This is NOT free speech. Here's the thing, BLM, the civil rights movement had different voices and ideas, and many people had different ways oo dealing with the grand problems, they lis...

I would have told her to get her sensitive-entitled ass out of my restaurant. Then again, I am not a manager. This manager is going out his way to be nice, but she keeps getting more and more angry. From what I am guessing, her tribe of kids were too loud. And, people started to complain. The whole point of me NOT having kids is not having to hear them wherever I go. Just keep your kids in line.

H3H3 being sues by Bold Guy (Hoss) yeah, this is serious business. I am a huge fan of H3H3, and I was in total shock when this came across my video feed. This has gone too far. H3H3 did a side video making fun of the dude-bro Matt Hoss (Bold Guy). They made fun of his Bold Guy character and he got butt-hurt and sued them. Really? And, I love that it was over his shitty YouTube channel. For the lulz, here is a video explaining the concept of the Bold Guy. I guess this guy doesn't understand the the hornets' net he kicked and pissed off the internet. After watching Hoss' videos, I tried watching at least seven or eight, he is clearly full of himself. He didn't like what he saw from H3H3 and is taking this to court. Look, the vids are bad, but in a The Room sort of way. Plus, Hoss' videos all feel like something out of 2005 (iFilm era).  I will be donating, once I figure out how, to the cause that has been set up ...

Chrono Trigger warning: This gameplay is bad The gameplay is horrendous and this is coming from a guy that isn't skilled in first person shooters. However, this is very sad from even my standards. If someone didn't know it, this preview reel would make Doom look like a difficult game to control. A lot of people are attacking Polygon for having people that aren't fans of certain game genres reviewing games those type of games. Others are attacking them for clearly having a newbie play the “first 30 minutes”. You want to show off the perks and strengths of the game, but this footage looks lazy. Polygon removed comments and ratings from the preview video due to all the negative attention. At this point, I'd own up to it. “Yeah, we goofed. Sorry.” There are two things to take away from this shit. 1 I don't think you have to be a fan of the genre that you're reviewing as long as you note that in your review. There are a few revie...

I found this guyon YouTube and he's a kickass musician . He does all the instrument and edits them together. A lot of people do this on YT, but this guy is really good. His name is Poop Poop Fart and that is the best name ever. I wish I came up that name. Check out his cover of Chrono Trigger's Corridors of Times. This was the first video I saw from this guy and I was amazed how well constructed the cover was. He does a lot of covers of anime songs too, but I am more fascinated by his video game covers. This makes me wish I had stayed in music because today I would have probably been a YT music guy. Oh well.. BTW, his profile picture for his YT site is clearly a reference to Michael Jackson's Thriller album cover.  Anyway, here are a few more of my favorite Poop Poop Fart cover tracks. Enjoy.

Fox Logo variant for Fantastic Four (2015) Did you catch it? As the screen starts to fade on the 20 th Century logo, the “F” stays on screen a few seconds longer. This was a clever thing I noticed when watching the movie. I actually reversed it and watched it again. Most of the X-Men movies do the same thing. The “X” stays on screen longer than rest of the logo. Here's the X-Men logo with the “X” fade and the X-Men theme added to the studio logo. I love this variant the best.

Captain America Civil War (Part 2 of 3) Spider-Man Let's start out with the fun bits, Marvel really does Spider-Man brilliantly and spot on. Unlike the last two Spider-Man versions, this one is the best by far. It is fitting that it is Marvel's casting and working with Sony that got us a spot on Spider-Man. He is clearly the Spider-Man from the 80s comic book and 90s cartoon series with some elements from the Ultimate version as well. I also like that Marvel didn't dwell on the origin story again just like the Amazing Spider-Man reboot did. We see Spider-Man already being a superhero and just now starting to get his suit right. And, his suit is closer to suit we've come to love and his eyes move around in the mask...thanks to Stark. Tom Holland is a cool kid and carries the Peter Parker attitude perfectly. He's full ofpop culture references sort of like Stark. Plus, Spidy loves being in the civil war fight because he gets tot see al...

  The Boyfriend Bomb: AKA The Boyfriend Card You speak the true-true, Demetri Martin. From Urban Dictionary, ((When you're about to ask a girl out and during the conversation she intentionally inserts a line about her boyfriend so you'll back off. )) Don't you just HATE it when you totally hit it off with a girl and really really dig her and she mentions she has a boyfriend rather offhandedly? It happens all the time doesn't it? Back when I still gave a shit about dating, I would find myself really hitting it off with some really cool chicks and boom she mentions her boyfriend and that when I realize I never had a chance. I even received the hubby-bomb after spending an entire party hitting it off with this woman. And, she threw in the hubby bomb at the end of the party as a parting gift. The boyfriend bomb is a little different than the friend zone. I am not sure which one hurts more, the friend zone or the BB. I've been B-Friend Bombe...

Whole Foods: Love Wins cake was a fake... Well, I was hoping this story would have an okay finish. Yeah, this whole thing seemed like a scam, and Whole Foods proved it with the video. Now, something has come out about the whole thing. From Inquisitr, ((“I want to apologize to Whole Foods and its team members for questioning the company’s commitment to its values, and especially the baker associate who I understand was put in a terrible position because of my actions,” Brown said in a statement, adding that he was dropping the lawsuit.)) Whole Foods has come out being a complete champ in this situation. They stood up to the fake writing and defended their employee. And, now, they've dropped their counter-lawsuit. I might have to start shopping at Whole Foods now. What I don't like is Brown would have continued with the lawsuit despite the fact it was a fake if he wasn't caught faking it. As I said before, this is a low thing to do, because it t...

Fantastic Four (2015) I've gone into detail some of the problems this movie faced on my blog, and I can't help but note these problems are the reasons this movie will go down as a bad superhero movie and generally a train wreck of epic proportions. Despite the big budget, it feels like no one really tried making a good movie. However, it is not a bad-bad movie like say Steel or Catwoman, but surprisingly not as fun as the 2005 FF. Did we really need a reboot for the FF franchise from Fox? Nope, but Fox was about to lose their rights to the property. So, they threw this movie together with an “in over his head” director at the helm. You got tons rewrites and re-shoots with the director sitting on the sidelines. Plus, you had a director that denounced him own movie just before it was released. First act is pretty good, but the third act is a total mess. The movie is a compete and utter mess and you can see the duct-tape where the studio pieced toget...

I love when people leave comments on blog posts from the early 2000s. It is amusing because I was a different blogger, and it is just a sample of that era of pop culture and I love when it pisses someone off today. The comment below appeared on my blog recently about my post about How Can She Slap. From Anon, ((Anonymous said... Man you keep blathering about how you don't respect him for being on this reality show but is your lame blog about the reality show any better? )) Yeah, this blog is shit and it is shit that has been running for about 10+ years. However, you decided to comment on a blog post from 2008. Really? You took time to look up something from 2008 (meme) and decided to read the damn post. Then , you had to get through the blogger anti-spam thing to leave a comment. That takes dedication to leave a comment on a post no one really remembers from 2008. Then, you reminded me my blog is shit. Thank you, I respect you. Maybe we can go out f...

PS1: I loved the basic nature of this boot up. PS2: I loved the Start Up and the cubes and pillars this guy or girl has means they're plays a lot games. When you first boot up your PS2, there are no cubes. PS3: I loved the first version, and the update seems muted. But they kept the orchestra tuning up though. PS4: I think they should have kept the tuning Orchestra.

VG Stream Guy gets caught...well just watch at your own risk. I guess you could call it gaining bonus points (boner points?)before the real game. I love his expressions during his evil deed. Maybe he was just cleaning his joystick. I did some digging and found most of the gaming community isn't that fond of him. He's known as the Chris of VG streaming and is considered a bad VG player, if not the worst. It seems every wiki has a negative view of him. BTW, I love his expression after he realizes that the camera was on the whole time. Look, I am a horny guy too, but I don't need to jerk it just before going to live stream. Is that his way of pumping up...literally. Every time he starts a stream, we now know what he's been doing...enjoy that image. Some are claiming he faked this incident, but his reaction seems real. Plus, he blocked a few people that mentioned it to him on Twitter and did a copyright claim early on. He's certain;y go...

Joey Cramer If you have read this blog long enough you know I've covered the whereabouts of this missing action child actor Joey Cramer. He was the main actor on one of my favorite 80s movie Flight of the Navigator. As a kid, I freaking loved this movie. I fondly remember going to the theaters to see it with my family when we were still together. After making a few more movies, he quit acting and disappeared back into Canada and no one knew where he went. Thanks to the Internet, he was discovered a few years ago working in a sporting goods store as a clerk. The Internet was satisfied. We were happy that he seemed to be happy and living a normal life. Now, we've learned that he is not a good guy and has turned into a former child actor stereotype. He robbed a bank, and the police later arrested him. From the Huff Post, ((RCMP arrested 42-year-old Deleriyes Joe Cramer of Gibsons on Sunday after a man dressed in a disguise escaped a bank with ...

Captain America: Civil War (Part 1 of 3)   Yes, this movie is very entertaining and very sharp. Marvel proves they know their characters better than DC ever could. Civil War does Batman vs. Superman way better than DC ever could hope for and that's sad for DC. Seeing all the character interactions and battles are the best reasons to see this movie. While the movie has some strong dark elements, there is a sense of fun. There is a sense of humor between the characters that you could only get from years of building an universe. With the focus on a strong story and on characters, you can then get away with some of the political aspects of this movie, which were hinted at in Avengers II. It doesn't feel force-feed or preachy and comes across as natural because they've been setting this up for a while. Somehow, they managed to keep the story going despite all the really neat characters and side characters that join the battle. This is probably something tha...

Streamer Fakes Being in Wheelchair This is one of my faves. He should have learned from wrestling. You stay in character even when the camera is not on you just in case. His name is ZilianOp and he was playing the poor old me card with donations by pretending to be wheelchair bound, except he screwed up and walked on live stream. I love that his girlfriend tries to deflect for him by coming up with a on the fly story. No one cares. The guy that magically got up claims he fell over, but that doesn't explain the camera moving downward.  BTW, this happen three years ago.  

Here is an update on a few things I am working on.  I took some time off due to the KY Derby, but I have some content I am working on for this week .   It should also be noted that I am going to try to get some help for my major depression in the coming months.  Does that mean you'll get a more positive blogger?  Nope.  _Captain America Civil War:  Yes, I saw the movie, and I will have a two part review for the blog. - Fantastic Four:  Holy crap, I have to write a review for this piece of shit movie.  This movie is a complete and utter mess.  And, I need to write a review on it.  I am not sure which review I want to write first thouh. 

Fastest fight ever... I was feeling a bit bummed out until I witnessed this video. Homeboy flips this dude down within seconds and then tells the woman to “Let's go” without missing a beat. I love the scream at the end. BTW, I also like the second guy just walking by him. Someone make a YTP. Carina !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jurassic World   Jurassic World isn't a prefect movie, but it is far more entertaining than the second and third movies in the franchise. With some respectable action scenes, you might enjoy this movie. The movie tries its best to invoke the first movie and succeeds in that aspect. The movie has some major flaws and most of them are the same exact problems that plagued the first movie. It feels like two scripts were shoehorned into one, but many parts are entertaining. It doesn't have the fresh coat of paint the the Star Wars had, but it is still damn fun. In this follow up, JP has turned into a Disney World park and is much bigger than even Hammond envisioned. It is no longer a small park with dinosaurs on the island, but JW is a huge place with various dinos and other projects. If you wanted to see a fully realized park, this movie shows it to you. I think the movie truly captures the Park/World feeling with all the activities and people rolling around ...

Wal-Mart conflict: Food Stamps Everyone is this video loses. However, I have to wonder if this is staged. It does seem to have that trashy-ness that Wal-Mart encounters have and that seems real. When I am in Wal-Mart, I do everything I can to make my stay the shortest as possible. Why would this lady argue with this dude? Why does she care? I am sure she had an ax to grind and seeing this guy use food stamps gave her a reason. Look, there are a lot of problems with food stamps and welfare, but confronting a sorry sap at Wal-Mart does NOTHING, except make you look like an asshole.

WTF is a Plumbus? And, what is its use? I've been into a big Rick and Morty theory kick lately and this came up in my suggestion spot. A plumbus...  It seems to be a cross between a penis,a vagina and a butthole. Heck, even the Rick and Morty wiki doesn't have much about its use or origin. Is there some expanded universe use for it? Does it clean or freshen up the house? And, if you want to wear penis/vag/bunghole around your neck, then the real world has you covered . I love this random type humor that comes from the mind of Dan Harmon. I want a real plumbus .  What does it do? Then there is Mr. Poopy Butthole...