Qualcomm:
We're born mobile?
Hey, D-Bag, get off the stage!
What
does Star Trek, Blade II, Microsoft, and Desond Tutu have in common?
Nothing, but that didn't stop Qualcomms for combining them in their
Keynote speech. And, I thought the KDOC New Year's party was a train
wreck. This Keynote has
been making the rounds around the Blog World.
-Hipster
Actors: Probably the worst part of this Keynote speech is the
Hipster “teens” talking up Born Mobile.
Tornado 92: I hope
gamers are really like this. I think you needed to add another 20 pounds to him and some bad skin.
Did the actors say, “That went well”
after the show?
-“Boom,
my phone is my conference room.” No, it's not.
-Or,
a CEO: So, you're to blame for this shit?
-Steve
Ballmer
creeps on stage: This guy is getting more and more creepy as he gets
older. Nothing says lame more than the Microsoft brand.
-Generation
M: No, let's not call it that. Stop, just stop. Please stop with
the trendy words.
-Maroon
5 couldn't be played on the live streaming so they used Dido over the concert. WTF?
-Alice
Eve
doesn't seem to want to be here.
Alice's Mind: "I should have never taken that Trek role, because I have to deal with these sweaty mouth-breathing hippo nerds for another year. In high school, I would have ignored you. Now, look where I am."
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