Golden
Raspberry Awards 2013 Noms Part 1
Man,
I’ve always loved the Raspberries, mainly because Hollywood would
like to ignore its failures. And, these awards help show the sheer
shit that comes out of H-town. Usually, these failures are due to
heavy influences from the studios too. Anyway, here is the list
with some commentary from me.
I
got this list of dishonors
from E-Online.
Worst
Picture
• Battleship:
Despite
stinking up the Box Office in North America, it really was a hit
overseas. However, I won't go out my way to watch this movie unless
it is on the pay channels.
•
The
Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure: They
tried to start a new kids franchise and failed.
• That's
My Boy: Another
movie where Adam Sandler makes up a funny voice. At this point, he
might need to take another direction. The Sandler formula isn't
working anymore.
• A
Thousand Words:
You don't need a thousand words to say that this movie sucks big
time.
• The
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2: I
haven't bothered to watch part 1 yet, mainly because I know that the
ending is a big letdown.
Worst
Director
• Sean
Anders, That's
My Boy:
Hey, at least you'll win something.
• Peter Berg, Battleship: You sunk my movie!
• Bill
Condon, The
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2:
Bill Condon is a critically praised director up until he did the last
two Twilight movies.
• Tyler
Perry, Good
Deeds/Madea's
Witness Protection: I
think the Perry movie franchise might be coming to an end.
• John
Putch, Atlas
Shrugged: Part 2
: I think everyone shrugged when this movie came out. This is a
sequel to an under performing first movie. The problem is most of
the movie was recast when they made part 2. That is a huge problem
when you're trying to keep continuity with the first movie.
WORST
ACTRESS
• Katherine
Heigl, One
for the Money:
Heigl might have to start taking supporting roles again, because all
of her post Knocked Up movies have been pure garbage.
• Milla
Jovovich, Resident
Evil: Retribution:
I've given up on the RE franchise a long time ago. Somewhere around
part four. It doesn't know what it wants to be and not to mention it
is far from the VG series that they should take the name off the
movies.
• Tyler
Perry, Madea's
Witness Protection: That's
pretty funny.
• Kristen
Stewart, The
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2/Snow
White and the Huntsman:
I still have no idea why people keep casting her in movies and why
people think she is attractive? She is as plain as they come in
looks and in acting ability. Well, she is good at banging married
directors. She always has this pained look on her face. We get it,
you need to take a shit.
• Barbra
Streisand, The
Guilt Trip
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