Too Hot for Mother: The Cathleen M. Miller tale

Too Hot for Mother: The Cathleen M. Miller tale

Do you remember when you were a teenager and had that one friend that had the hot mom? Do you remember wanting to spend some alone time with you’re friend’s hot mom? Well, four teenagers from Chicago Ridge did just that and whole lot more.

From CBS, ((Cathleen M. Miller, 40, of the 5800 block of West 109th Street in Chicago Ridge, is charged with three counts of criminal sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual abuse, according to Cook County State's Attorney's office spokesman Andy Conklin. At the Bridgeview courthouse on Tuesday, Miller was ordered held on $900,000 bond, he said.))

First off, is it wise to publish the address of the woman’s home on the Internet? You can literally Goolge Map her house. Anyway, this 40-year-old woman got caught having sex with four of her daughter’s guy friends. You heard that right. Talk about parents embarrassing their children.

Read on, ((Between Feb. 1 and June 1, Miller held parties at her home at which she would provide teens with alcohol and marijuana, according to court records.

Miller had intercourse with two of the teens, oral sex with a third and fondled a fourth, according to prosecutors, who said the boys were friends with Miller's teenage daughter.))

I wouldn’t have a huge problem with this story except for two things; one, the guys were between 14 and 15. They barely even know about the wonders of the female body yet let alone have a driver’s permit. That’s way too young. Two, they were her daughter’s freaking friends. This is going to screw up her daughter’s life for a long time.

Yes, we know that young guys in these situations don’t have the long term damage as say girls, but there are some other people that are the victims here and it will effect them even more.

From the weekly vice, ((Miller's daughters, aged 3, 11 and 14 have been removed from the home and placed with relatives while the Illinois DCF investigates.))

These family members will have to live this down forever.

By the way, this never happened to me with my friends’ mothers.

Something tells me Cathleen Miller won’t be getting anything for next Mother’s Day…